Utica

The only place on earth that people from Buffalo are allowed to mock and ridicule.

"Look on the bright side - at least we're not Utica" - Buffalo Resident

by ThankgodIleftUtica December 13, 2013

Utica Girl

A woman from (Utica, NY). Loves fake tans and she thinks striped nails with gem studs look "classy". Thinks all children are on WIC and the HEAP program is a family tradition. Collects some sort of public assistance yet still buys cigarettes and goes to club Lava. Typically has at least one child from her high school boyfriend and always has some sort of trouble with their ex. Thinks she really hit it big when she gets a guy that runs a forklift, not just working in a warehouse. Has no problem if he has only been to jail once...or twice.

Utica Girl-After I get my nails done we'll meet yous guys at Lava, but first I gotta go by my ex's house and drop off the kids. That mother fucker needs to give me more child support.

by Johnnyroc December 17, 2012

Utica, Mi

full of teenagers who's days are spent high as all hell. your either high or completely wasted. 10 year olds have cell phones, and by 13 they're fucking there boyfriends. everyones squeezed into UHS were you'll either have the best or the worst times or your life. everyone knows everyone, partys every weekend... and you'll get judged up the ass no matter what you do. be here for a day and you will here "hoed you" or "u right" about 50 million times

utica, midrinkingsmokingpartying

by sammmmmyy January 2, 2011

Utica

The City of Despair

We took a wrong turn and drove through Utica and the kids kept asking what had happened in this place to make the people look so bizarre.

by Wiseguy68 December 1, 2016

Utica

A shithole. Located right in the middle of New York State and centrally located 5 hours away from 3 major cities (just far enough to be out of reach). Most people living there are either retarded or want to get the hell out. Did I mention it sucks?

Winter's in Utica are proof that hell freezes over

by Nasty Nate February 28, 2005

Utica Hot

A condition caused by lack the of travel, relocation or experience outside of Oneida County. This condition causes someone to seem like a “Perfect 10” on the scale of attraction, but in reality is closer to a 5-6 in the real world.

Friend: Man she is hot, she’s a perfect 10.
Me: Nah man she’s just Utica Hot. Try leaving Oneida county for once in your life.

by Get me out of here December 13, 2017

Utica

Like being dead, but without the fun.

"I died and went to Utica."

"Utica failed in its bid to be twinned with Pluto"

by Uncle Des November 25, 2009