Untie The Knot

Amazing divorce company who helps you untie the knot.

Dick and Jane have been separated for years and have finally contacted "Untie The Knot" to finalize their divorce

by KayKitson December 17, 2015

C-unty

If you're unsure whether you're an Aunty or Cousin to an new born baby, then you are most likely a C-unty

Come and give your C-unty a hug ang a kiss, hello

by Kinky Kiki December 3, 2022

Manchester Untied

Manchester based football team
London based fans!

"Who do you support?"
"Manchester united"
"Where do u come from?"
"South london"

by unbeaten May 5, 2005

untied balloon

when a man blows air into a vagina and then closes with fingers, then the air is released resembling a balloon filled with air untied .

i was so wasted last night i gave that hooker the untied balloon.

by jay fucking greene August 19, 2009

Untied States of America

What happens when you depend solely on Microsoft Word's spelling and grammar check to fix your hastily written essay, but Word won't highlight Untied States of America, so your professor fails you instantly.

Why did you drop Dr. Sweet's class?" "Because he failed me." "Why did he fail you?!" "Because he brought me to the front of class, pointed to 'Untied States of America' in my paper, and asked me to point on a map where this country was." "Wow you're an idiot for not proofreading!

by FormerHCer08 March 3, 2011

your socks are untied

basically a stupid ass thing that people say to each other in school to make another person think their shoes are untied but they say socks instead.

douche: excuse me, your socks are untied.

moron ass bitch: *looks down at shoes*

by kdkktnen March 25, 2022

Your shoes are untied

A code used by strangers in public places, that means "I WANT YOU." The most common place for this phrase to be used is in a crowded restaurant. The phrase is whispered in order to let the other person know that it has a hidden meaning.

Waiter to customer: *whispering*: Your shoes are untied. *wink*

Joe: Dude, that girl's shoes are untied...
Harry: WOAH man, for realz!

by EJRR February 12, 2010