Wysteria 

A rare woman with grace, class and sophistication. If you are lucky enough to find this true gem hold on and never let her go. She also has an amazing vagina that feels like Unicorn fur

I met Wysteria last night and I am ready to leave my wife and take her to Italy

Wysteria by Princess 358 January 1, 2018

Testeria 

Antonym of hysteria. Obsessively technical state, with insufficient regard to subjective charge. Putting the collective before the individual, or the project before the self.

Monty Python's Black Knight displayed satirical levels of Testeria.

Testeria by DavidicLineage March 21, 2015

Twisteric 

Trolling twitter timelines to find some vague tweet you can twist the words of so as to become hysterically offended.

She went completely twisterical over a minor political tweet by the president

Twisteric by Matisse1234 April 17, 2017

Twistecian 

The winner of the two men who challenge each other to a testicle twisting dual. Two guys willingly drop their pants and each one grabs ahold of the opponents testicles. They each scream like baboons and then twist as hard as they can. Whichever one still has working genitals after the match is the Twistecian.

Bill will never have children since the Twistecian completely removed his testicles and ate them.

Twistecian by King boogy December 13, 2023

twitterian 

Someone so deeply consumed by twitterspeak that it's all their mind can comprehend.

Yeah Martin has become a total twitterian ever since he started going to college.

twitterian by BeezaCM March 26, 2024

Twitterian 

I person who uses twitter way too much.

GUYS!!! THE TWITTERIANS ARE AT MY DOOR!!! HELP ME GUYS!!!!

Twitterian by Voided Viper June 20, 2024

Wysteria is in bloom 

A euphemism for how your daughter would like a tiramisu

"Hey, mom! You wysteria is in bloom!"

Wysteria is in bloom by CongealedLamb June 14, 2025