too much ham for two eggs

From the Spanish: Mucho jamon por dos huevos-- a fat girl.

She was too much ham for my two eggs.

by Joe Bone March 7, 2005

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two for a quarter whore

a person who is so cheap, that the most expensive price she can sell her body for is two fucks for a quarter

damn... that jane girl is a two for a quarter whore

by mulletman69 August 28, 2006

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Two for Confidence

When 2 or more alcoholic beverages are needed for confidence on a night out.
These are used to reach either level 1, level 2, level 3, level caitlin or level lara.

Cindy: OMG Josh is gonna be there tonight, im so scared
Beverly: OMG thats awesome, you look pretty fugly at the moment (no offense), so i think you'll need two for confidence.
Cindy:Ohh thanks for telling me, your a great friend, definately going two for confidence!
Beverly: I know right!

by Kim&Brett March 24, 2009

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two for the pink one for the stink

1. sticking two fingers in the vagina and one in the anus
2. see shocker

I gave her two for the pink and one for the stink and she was moaning for more

by Seek May 5, 2004

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going for two

"going for two" plays off the use of the football phrase: ie going for the more risky two point conversion, instead of settling for the extra point.

:Encompasses a situation of sexual innuendo, in which it is believed that two people have been alone in private for so long that, not only are they committing some sort of sexual act, but have decided to press their luck and attempt to undertake 2 of such acts within the limited time they had together, before they eventually are interrupted or forced to return.

-Megan and Chris have been gone for way too long... they must be going for two
- Is it safe to go back to the room yet, or do you think they're going for two?

by Bruce Dickenson November 30, 2005

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