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1. a sarcastic reply to someone who is not satisfied with what they have or
2. a claim to have eaten less than someone else
3. a moan that there was no food ready to eat at home
2. a claim to have eaten less than someone else
3. a moan that there was no food ready to eat at home
man 1 'I've only got one slice of bread here mate'
man 2 'you'll get two slices of fuck all in a minute mate if you don't stop moaning'
man 3 'I only had a pot noodle for my dinner'
man 4 'so what, I've had two slices of fuck all for mine'
man 5 'what did you get for your dinner when you got home mate?'
man 6 'same as usual, two slices of fuck all'
man 2 'you'll get two slices of fuck all in a minute mate if you don't stop moaning'
man 3 'I only had a pot noodle for my dinner'
man 4 'so what, I've had two slices of fuck all for mine'
man 5 'what did you get for your dinner when you got home mate?'
man 6 'same as usual, two slices of fuck all'
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Usually used as an expression of sarcasm when you couldn't give any less than you already don't.
Usually used as an expression of sarcasm when you couldn't give any less than you already don't.
Joe: Hey man, check this out, I upgraded my character to Scroto on the game...
Dave: Wow... I could give two shits and a fuck about that... no... really... go swallow a knife and die.
Dave: Wow... I could give two shits and a fuck about that... no... really... go swallow a knife and die.
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When you tell someone that you could give two shits and a fuck about something you are telling them that you not only don't care, but you are in fact angry that they even wasted precious time in your life by giving you the information that they have told you.
Basically a sarcastic way of telling some one that you really could care less about them and/or anything that is coming out or their mouth.
When you tell someone that you could give two shits and a fuck about something you are telling them that you not only don't care, but you are in fact angry that they even wasted precious time in your life by giving you the information that they have told you.
Basically a sarcastic way of telling some one that you really could care less about them and/or anything that is coming out or their mouth.
1. My boyfriend broke up with me because I cheated on him.
2. Honestly, you're a whore and I could give two shits and a fuck less if you haven't noticed.
2. Honestly, you're a whore and I could give two shits and a fuck less if you haven't noticed.
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