Twitterbater

A person who has a Twitter account they regularly update and that no one beyond themselves reads. Aware of the lack of traffic, they keep at it, seemingly Twittering only for their own self-gratification or to make themselves feel more important/special.

Guy #1 -- "Hey, guys! You should check out my Twitter page, it's crazy cool!" *walks off*

Guy #2 -- "Think that guy knows no one cares?"

Guy #3 -- "Yeah, definite Twitterbater."

by lumbersmith March 24, 2009

Twittergate

The floodgate disclosure of internal documents from the social media platform Twitter, including but not limited to staff emails, text messages, server queries, network data scrapes, deleted folders /files, communications with US Government officials, celebrities, and social media influencers whose contents and nefarious intent was used to control the public disclosure of factual news.
Used as a non-judicially reviewed, authorized, or supported way to violate #1A Constitutional rights of right-wing conservatives and important public figures, with criminal intent to swing elections, hide real information, and manipulate the court of public opinion.

Submitted By: #LanceMigliaccio 'The Big Mig'

The current Wash DC administration had created an illegal pipeline of access to many big tech social media platforms and was using it as a way to control and restrict news that would otherwise negatively impact the public reputation of DC leadership. The explosive 'Twittergate' document exposure was just one example proving this overreaching manipulation of mainstream media outlets like Twitter existed on a national scale.

by @LanceMigliaccio December 4, 2022

twitterpated

An enjoyable disorder characterized by feelings of excitement, anticipation, high hopes, recent memories of interludes, giddiness, and physical overstimulation which occur simultaneously when experiencing a new love. These feelings take over without warning, usually at odd times (such as at a check-out line), with or without the partner present, and make it difficult to concentrate on anything but romance. They interfere with work and safe driving, but should be experienced at least once in every person's lifetime.

Lisa is too twitterpated to even get a good night's sleep ever since she met David.

by Lisa Ann January 9, 2006

Twitturbate

Endless Twitter stream of self-gratifying, self-promoting, self-congratulatory crap unoriginally composed in 140 characters or less.

v. Twitturbate
n. Twitturbation
adj. Twitturbatory
adv. Twitturbatingly

(Not to be confused with Twitterbate, achingly boring Twitter debates that really ought to be taken to direct message.)

"I logged onto Twitter today and @XXX was having another Twitturbate session with himself."

"This convo is nothing but Twitturbation. Why don't u get a life?"

by Viva Visibility October 30, 2008

twisterbate

To play with yourself while spinning in circles, so that your ejaculation resembles a sprinkler

I was surrounded, so I decided to twisterbate myself out of the situation.

by Hellasta March 2, 2014

twitterbating

The act of using Twitter excessively - often in a vain attempt to manufacture an alternative reality out of narcissism - to the detriment of one's health and social status.

"Why can't he stop twitterbating? Not even his Mother cares enough about him to read this garbage."

by discordinoffice January 2, 2009

Twitterbation

Twitterbation (noun) An act of social masturbation in which one retweets trivial @replies directed toward one's self that offer no apparent benefit to one's social status.
Accounts for approximately 98% of posts on twitter.com.

Related forms:
twitt-er-bate - to engage in twitterbation
twitt-er-ba-tor - one who engages in incessant twitterbation
twitt-er-ba-to-ry - a twitter post that displays the fundamental qualities of twitterbation

"Have you been reading Greg's retweets lately? He's been blowing his @reply load all over the place!"
"Indeed, Carla. It seems to be a classic case of Twitterbation."

Every time you twitterbate, God kills a bird.

by Twaction October 29, 2009