Twitterbation

Twitterbation (noun) An act of social masturbation in which one retweets trivial @replies directed toward one's self that offer no apparent benefit to one's social status.
Accounts for approximately 98% of posts on twitter.com.

Related forms:
twitt-er-bate - to engage in twitterbation
twitt-er-ba-tor - one who engages in incessant twitterbation
twitt-er-ba-to-ry - a twitter post that displays the fundamental qualities of twitterbation

"Have you been reading Greg's retweets lately? He's been blowing his @reply load all over the place!"
"Indeed, Carla. It seems to be a classic case of Twitterbation."

Every time you twitterbate, God kills a bird.

by Twaction October 29, 2009

Twitterbation

1. To follow oneself on the network site 'Twitter'

This phrase is coined by BellaFlan, the most awesomest FanFic writer ever

BellaFlan: Twitter just suggested I follow myself. isn't that like masturbation?
My Thoughts: No, its TWITTERbation.

by thatgirlwhoplaysCOD November 21, 2010

Twitterbation

Public self gratification via social media. Tweeting to tell others about your accomplishments and "stroke" your own ego. Proceeded with a "#" when used in social media.

Donald Trump regularly practices #Twitterbation to try and validate his existence.

by PB5K January 6, 2017

Twitterbation

Nudge yourself on twitter!

e.g. nudge Urbandictionary

Hey he just did Twitterbation!

by Twitter Bation November 25, 2009

Twitterbator

One who derives satisfaction from stroking their ego via excessive tweeting.

Johnny's a SERIOUS twitterbator, the guy tweets constantly.

by KittieQuinlan July 27, 2012

Twitterbating

The act of twittering. In the process of twittering. Often applied to those who twitter on a constant basis.

OMG. Ever since Brian found out about twitter he's been twitterbating all the time.

Me? I'm just twitterbating right now. What are you up too?

by spectreU98 June 29, 2009

twitterbated

masterbating while on twitter

I twitterbated while updating my status.

by admiral sparky October 8, 2009