Twitler

Some asshole on Twitter that updates every 5 seconds to make sure you know what they are doing or feeling at all times.

Billy won't stop tweeting, he's a total Twitler

by GOdstomper September 26, 2009

Twitler

A fascist twit who overuses their Twitter, and uses it for attention and to indoctrinate the foolish. Synomous with The Orange Snowflake, a.k.a Orange Mussolini, a.ka. Orange Faced Shit-gibbon, a.k.a Donald J. Trump.

"I wish POTUS Trump would stop tweeting already, he's not a winner no matter how many times he says it, man's a real twitler."

by Puppygirl January 29, 2017

twatlet

A group of small-minded women with little else to do but to start drama, be hypocrites and act like total jackholes.

That twatlet just posted the lamest bunch of crap EVER.

by IWH1 December 11, 2007

twitlets

naked people gathered in a room

Hey twitlets! Get some clothes on!

by mynameinmyname May 1, 2009

twilet

A person who has an obsession/passionate love for the movie 'Twilight' and thinks they are experts on everything Twilight, but has, in fact, never read one of the books all the way through and is probably illiterate.

Susan: OMG Rob Pattinson is so hawt as Edward he's perfect for the role and I love how he's all angsty and sexy and how Bella's so beautiful I wish I could be her and maybe Edward would drive me around in his silver hatchback!!!
Karen: It's actually a volvo, hon. You're such a twilet. *scoffs*

by Shidoni8 March 18, 2009

Dirty Twiglet

Where a male fucks someone’s who needs a shit in the ass. Their penis gets covered in shit, which they then dip in salt and Worcester Sauce, allow it to dry so the shit goes crusty on their cock like a twiglet, then make their parter eat the crusty shit off, as a tasty snack.

“Yeah mate, she was hungry after sex, so I fed her the dirty twiglet” “she loves to snack, so I offered her my dirty twiglet to naw on”

by Dave Plumber June 24, 2020

Twitler

Trump+ Twitter + Hitler

Guy1: Did you have a look on your timeline today?
Guy2: Yeah Twitler is going nuts

by over_werk February 19, 2017