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Twitchforks

The use of Twitter as a tool for social protest. A blend of Twitter and pitchforks, the latter once being weapons of choice, along with torches, of angry mobs storming the barricades. Today, protesters reach for laptops and mobile devices.
"A virtual mob picked up their twitchforks to protest Facebook's new terms of service."
by newsapalooza May 4, 2009
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Mercenary tourette syndrome (AKA Inventory twitching)

An easily diagnosable condition of the tourette syndrome family.

It's caused by an over excitement of unconscious brainwave feelings towards the well known computer game "Resident evil 5" and is mostly traceable to the "Mercenaries" stage.

The player, suffering from the condition will play the aimless mode as normal, will go to melee an enemy, it's during the melee animation the player will unknowingly tap into the inventory screen and quickly, almost Weskerr/Neo lightning quick, transfer the ammo into the gun placement and then exist lavishly out of the inventory screen.

That is a more general indication that the player is suffering from the condition. A more serious diagnosis are as follows and in many of these cases, the inventory is brought up for a split second for the user to then take away, not actually reloading anything, you are advised to see a doctor in these extreme circumstances, or to cease playing this fucking dogshit mode that is about as classic as Andrew Evenstars hair;

-Inventory twitching when hitting a timer
-Inventory twitching when jumping through a window
-Inventory twitching when jumping up/down from a ledge
-Inventory twitching when climbing up a ladder
-Inventory twitching when climbing down a ladder
-Inventory twitching when dashing

And many, many more symptoms
About to Windfall a downed zombie...OMG THAT'S SO COOL, QUICK INVENTORY TWITCH BEFORE THE ANIMATION FINISHES WITH STILL 20 BULLETS IN MY CHAMBER!!!!

Mercenary tourette syndrome (AKA Inventory twitching) here I go again "RESIDENT EVIL FIVVVVEEEEE"
by Mercenary doctor April 29, 2011
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Twitching

To look at and admire females. Also known as "bird watching.
Jeff: "Hey do you wanna go down to the beach? I fancy some twitching?"

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Bob: "I love wearing sunglasses, they are great for twitching."
by Greveson December 3, 2009
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Twitchtard

A degoratory term for those using twitch mostly watching some annoying cringe or vtuber crap live stream
Person 1: I can't wait to watch the best vtuber on twitch
Person 2: Fuck off twitchtard
by Bak Hyemi April 21, 2022
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Twitchmaster Flex

A nickname for someone that twitches, or is really fidgety.
Man, he was fidgeting with his lighter all day, hes a Twitchmaster Flex.
by Mazzocchi November 7, 2005
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Twit Twitching

When you have tweeting withdrawal due to being occupied by something like being at work, on an airplane, or somewhere you cant get on the internet...
(Shaking) OMG!!! The internet went out and I've missed 75 tweets in the last 3 minutes... Im twit twitching.
by Dj Jazzy Jess & Snoopy December 14, 2009
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twitching

A combination of Twitter and bitching, where someone uses their Twitter account to complain about life.
This guy cut me off and I was totally twitching about it later.
by LongRanger2 April 19, 2009
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