reality-tweeting

Speaking words to another person. Conversating.

I ain't tweeted no shit in a while on account I've been "reality-tweeting" or "talking to other humans" as we called it back in the day of yore

by Euphonious Munk June 14, 2011

tweeting around

when you've been tweeting several different people without your spouses consent.

Wife- "Honey, you haven't been tweeting around with my girlfriends lately have you?"

Husband- "I just feel like our social relationship is coming to an end and i have needs."

Wife- "your dead to me!"

by dog eats god May 15, 2011

live tweeting

When watching a show on TV, for example sports or an episode of some reality show, people tweet about what is happening in the show or their own opinions on it. Usually people use a show’s name as a hashtag in their tweets. Same kind of phenomenon can also be seen on other social media applications.

Example of live tweeting: FIN-SWE 2-1 atm!! #olympics

by Blog 12 January 28, 2015

Cheef tweeting

Tweeting stupid stuff that no one cares about while high as hell off that kush, dro, haze, fruity, silver or any other strong weed etc.

Dude1 tweets: Oh sht...these peanuts I got sorta look like cashews.

Dude2 tweets: @Dude1 sit your high as down somewhere and stop cheef tweeting.

by Whogivesa_fuqq November 2, 2011

Tweetionary

The definitions of all the twitter terms are defined within, as found on Urban Dictionary

"What do you call a famous twitter user?"

"I don't know look it up in the tweetionary."

by ThisisHuman July 17, 2009

moon tweeting

The act of being humorous, by blathering incoherent trivial thoughts with a smartphone (specifically Twitter), with the intentions of trying to sound intelligent and insightful. Constant meaningless tweeting with no relevance to anything or anyone.

Wow, he has been moon tweeting all day.

Tweet: "So you weren't kidding about there being a sidewalk in between those houses behind the softball field. #TheMoreYouKnow #Tonyhawk"

Everyone's thought after reading: "What? LOL. Standard MoonTweet."

by MoonPie November 1, 2013

Tweeting off

Similar to jacking off, but with the help of TWITTER.
Can also be used as an insult.

Go tweet off u little twit.
Stop tweeting off so much, you'll go blind.

by srocks March 22, 2009