A cunning mixture between Bastard and Twat, used when someone is bad enough to be both at the same time. Also as it is not technically a swear word, no one should have any objections with you shouting at them!
Invented by Eve and Dunnie (well more eve!)
Invented by Eve and Dunnie (well more eve!)
by Dunnie September 29, 2005
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"What's up with that Keith guy? Everything he says references some other play. I can't even ask him how he's doing; every time I do, he sings something from RENT."
"Yeah, he seems really disappointed he can't play Cosette. Does he have a 9-5 job or anything?"
"Oh, him? He's just a theatard."
"Oh! That explains a lot."
"Yeah, he seems really disappointed he can't play Cosette. Does he have a 9-5 job or anything?"
"Oh, him? He's just a theatard."
"Oh! That explains a lot."
by Aloysia April 26, 2013
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1) To be ignorant of twitter; to have twitter but not know how it works.
2) Someone who is aware of twitter, knows how it works, but is still in some way mentally deficient with their use of it.
3) Worthless twitter posts (a phrase which may or may not be redundant).
2) Someone who is aware of twitter, knows how it works, but is still in some way mentally deficient with their use of it.
3) Worthless twitter posts (a phrase which may or may not be redundant).
1)
A: What's a tweeter?
B: It's like a messaging facebook thing. You use it to post toots.
2)
C: Hey, I got Twitter! But it says I can only post 120 words at a time.
D: *sigh*
3)
E: "Hello World. I am sitting on the couch.@Urbandictionary 6 minutes ago
F: "Stop being Tweetarded!!1@Twilight4Evarr 1 minute ago
A: What's a tweeter?
B: It's like a messaging facebook thing. You use it to post toots.
2)
C: Hey, I got Twitter! But it says I can only post 120 words at a time.
D: *sigh*
3)
E: "Hello World. I am sitting on the couch.@Urbandictionary 6 minutes ago
F: "Stop being Tweetarded!!1@Twilight4Evarr 1 minute ago
by President Warren G. Harding September 11, 2009
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by DGuempel May 17, 2014
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Whoa a tweakerdactyl in their natural habitat.
by Thelittlestmess September 16, 2019
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by Maria June 20, 2004
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