Twatocity

A phrase to describe the unfortunate act some people engage in, well basically saying the stupidest things. Even the most intelligent people can and do fall foul of this.

Although not noted for his intellect George W. Bush is surely the master of this act.

"Half this game is 90% mentality" - Twatocity
Saying "phwoar!! Who farted?" Whilst visiting an incontinence patient. - Twatocity

President of Twatocity said this - "Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?"

by Noj77 August 11, 2010

Twatochist

Somebody on Twitter who posts tweets containing stupid idiotic and blatantly wrong information due to the fact that they gain sexual gratification from being vilified in reply tweets pointing out how wrong they and the tweet are.

Whoever tweeted this rubbish is a proper Twatochist

by The real shitcunt August 11, 2020

Twatcock

A self centered asshole who only cares about his/herself. Someone who knowingly and happily destroys your life and the life of others. Twatcocks specifically like to ruin their bestfriends lives.

Megan is a fucking Twatcock asshole footless skank bitch.

by Unitoaster August 31, 2013

twatdock

The fishy smell of a woman's vagina, as if she has a piece of haddock stuck up in it.

It smells like twatdock in here! Oh I'm sorry- your mother just left.

by twofakebitches2 May 13, 2014

twacockle

The combo of twat and cock the act of being dumb or acting in a dumb, stupid way

"She is a twacockle." "She is acting like a twacockle."

by Shannon Nemechek June 2, 2018

TwatPocket

Noun: one who uses her lady parts to lure unsuspecting men into relationships with the promise of sexual favors. a whore, a home wrecker.

After trashing yet another marriage, Laura has earned the nickname of twatpocket.

by Shtu8tn December 6, 2019

Twatocology

The studies of stupid people. not to be confused with twatology or twatonomy

This is a smart man for he has a master's degree in twatocology

by catchingfire3 June 18, 2020