twat monster

a vagina that commonly eats penis like a monster, frequently and sloppy. more commonly know as a hooker, $5 hoe, or hotel girlfriend.

Did you see that thing on the corner? Yea she was such a twat monster.

by humpty fuckin dumpty March 13, 2009

twatmonger

literally, a vendor (trader) of twat

Kyle is the biggest twatmonger this side of philadelphia.

by corrolationmajor September 18, 2006

titmonster

Someone who absolutely loves having their tits sucked. So much so they go into with drawl from lack of sucking. Tit hickeys are readily accepted.

Yea this girl I hooked up with last night was such a titmonster and I did not complain one bit.

by whenURhotURhot September 20, 2010

twatlobster

Scum of the earth. Biggest piece of shit you know, does the most astonishing things, skanky, lowlife, crazy behavior. Need an extra boost to your curse!!!

She's such a twatlobster!! I'm not not fucking surprised! / She caught that twatlobster cheating on her again!!

by maystarchild June 9, 2015

twatmonger

A lesbian. Monger as in some fucked up version of the french "Manger", to eat. Literally "twat eatter"

"Why is she talking in such a deep voice"
"She's a raging twatmonger"

by BigSpazz February 21, 2009

twattymonster

A person with a particularly aggressive sex drive towards the female sex organ.

" Don't fuck around teasing me like that ,or I'll unleash the
twattymonster on you ! "

by Waterbearer October 25, 2007

toadmonster

The most indescribably hideous human being to have ever walked the face of the earth.

WOW. Lil Wayne is such a toadmonster.

by HPfans July 14, 2011