twatist

twatist is a person who likes nothing better of a evening than inspecting and drooling over a ladies love tunnel

colin- hmm i love ladies love tunnels
matt- feck off you pervy twatist

by mattgc November 21, 2006

master twatsman

The creator of the 43 rules of twatsmanship layed down for the ages.

Rule #17-If you see a twat in the wilderness, run away, no good can come from wild twat.(Or can it?)
Rule #34-If the twat says seriously, she redeclares herself a twat.
(These rules are not to by used outside the master twatsman, and the master twatsman inc.)

by Juddsy Boges June 27, 2007

twatiana

an underage slut; a girl who is too young to have a hamburgered twat.

Look at that twatiana's twatty twat!

by cdr497 August 10, 2006

twatiflanking ozzleglobbin tallywanker

An unfortunate person with the head of a watermelon.

"ill whack bass as much as i want to you goddamn twatiflanking ozzleglobbin tallywanker"

by Alonzakit August 23, 2011

twatisaurus

something a chick would call her best friend if she was being annoying or dumb.

Jordan: stfu you twatisaurus!
Mattie: lol!

by JordyNicole January 13, 2011

twatstench

A group of skanks

Did you see that twatstench of skanks go by?

by PJers December 10, 2009

Twatisfaction

TWATISFACTION: The gentle satisfaction you get when antiphetically opinionated twats fall into your carefully laid logical, spiritual and political traps

Dimlo felt an enormous wave of twatisfaction when the neanderthal double barrelled daily mail reading reactionary Tory boys fell into his political trap.

by Dimlo September 23, 2016