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Twatching

The act of teaching by making the kids watch educational TV instead of actually teaching.
Instead of reading today class we will be twatching Nat Geo
by B. Wag December 4, 2020
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Teaching Crabs How To Read

Verb,

1. The action of teaching crabs how to read

2. The process by which crustaceans are made literate,

Both of these are considered Forbidden Knowledge of the highest order, and must never be spoken of, outside of complete secrecy. Many a fine man has fallen to the curiosity of teaching literacy to crabs, and have been executed or imprisoned- or worse- for their crimes.

Teaching crabs how to read is a gateway crime, in the ancient days, many of the most infamous dark lords used literate crabs as minions, for it allowed them to use more powerful and complex methods to expand their dominion over our small realm. In the darkest of days, crabs as big as houses would be sent in droves to raze cities, Whole countries were brought to their knees by the terrors wrought by the dark lords and their armies.

The last of the Literate Ones, as they are known by Crabfolk, was slain in AD 1356.

Ever since, the Crabfolk have lived in harmony with humankind.
Billy got burned at the stake for heresy!
I heard he was teaching crabs how to read!
by Lanse Grimez January 31, 2022
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binge-watching

Watching a TV series in like a week with multiple seasons, and getting little to no sleep.
i am currently binge-watching all 10 seasons of Supernatural.
or
I binge watched 10 years of television in 2 weeks!
by Emo/SPN Trash af October 19, 2015
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Cock watching

When a man is in another mans business instead of focusing on his own moves or decisions. Usually it’s when you’re doing something they don’t agree with or thought of first so they hate on it.
“Bro why are you worried about what I’m doing you’re cock watching right now..”
by Jayrodrick December 5, 2020
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Tank top Watching

When a creepy guy is watching you, (he doesn’t have to be wearing a tank top) but he has to give off tank top vibes. And have a little dirt on his shirt.
“There was this guy that was tank top watching me earlier.”
by Savowtruffle July 19, 2021
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STOP WATCHING GAY SPIDER

That boy wont stop watching Gay spider. He isnt a true assad
by busrespeccer9 January 29, 2020
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Who's watching in (Present year)

An extremely cancerous sentence posted on youtube comment sections of old videos so they can easily get likes. Usually, videos posted within the years 2005, to 2010 in 2017.

Yep, just post one simple "Who's watching in 2017" or whatever year you're in and you'll get likes in no time. About 10% of people hate this type of comment. The other 90% though, love it because it gets them likes and they don't have the skillz to become pro at making likable youtube comments.
Who's watching in 2017?

Replies:

Me.

Me.

Not me.

And someone that actually thinks this comment is cancerous, "I'm watching in 2017 too, Btw that type of comment is cancerous.

Who's watching in (Present year) basically it is just baiting to get likes.
by LittleRocketMan February 27, 2017
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