twundle

a bundle of twats being a massive cunt

The woman cussing the cashier out at the register was acting like a tremendous twundle.

by manicmavis October 3, 2019

Cock Twaddle

Male version of twat waffle. A Cock Twaddle is someone who walks around with their own dick up their own ass (hence 'waddle') and acts like a major fucking cock.

That dude is such a little fucking Cock Twaddle.

by EliteNerds June 5, 2018

Twangle

The weird feeling you get when you are expecting to experience a certain thing, but experience something else instead.
For example.. when you take a drink, and you expect it to be milk but it turns out to be apple juice.
Or.. when you are climbing stairs, and you expect there to be one more step than there actually is.

I had a twangle when I sat down there, the seat was much lower than I thought it was going to be!

by Kirsty and Nog January 11, 2011

pretentious twaddle

the manner in which some people demonstrate their worth to mankind by making sure that everyone in the room knows that they something special, have survived a bad hair day, or know more than their teachers, employers, parents, friends or anyone else

The conversations I over heard at the "happy hour" were dominated by the pretentions twaddle of college girls who should know better.

by dp916 February 14, 2004

twaddle

A word meaning nonsensical or meaningless talk.

Enough of this idiotic twaddle! If I wanted to hear a load of bullshit, I'd be watching C-SPAN!

by weltkieg December 12, 2003

Twaddleable

Fuckable.

Kevin: Damn mate, he looking twaddleable..
Andreas: You're gay?

by pvpcrafterz January 30, 2019

twaddleberries

Residual toilet paper, unintentionally stuck to the female genitalia

When preparing to give Missy oral pleasure, Brian discovered she was infested with twaddleberries!

by Lizology February 22, 2007