twadult

A person or persons who has recently graduated from teenage to twenty something and is obviously having trouble adjusting.

This usually makes them act like a twat, hence the slang 'twadult'

universites are full of twadults these days

by Matt Cicada August 13, 2006

Twiddle Fap

The ultimate state of boredom, combining the act of twiddling your thumbs while simultaneously fapping with both hands.

Man I was so bored during that week long power outage that I twiddle fapped daily

by Smoke Meth Every Day March 1, 2015

Twiddle Diddle

What they used to call balls.

Suck my twiddle diddle's, bitch.

by Poocaacaa May 31, 2012

Twaddlecunt

Someone who is a Cunt but in such an extreme way that defies logic.

How can she even look at herself in the mirror? Jan is such a twaddlecunt!

by PureHell March 22, 2013

Twainiac

Any of the students from the Mark Twain School for "Special Kids". Any Mark Twain kid that got arrested or in juvenille court system.

I heard he's a Twainiac, he stole a few cars before coming here.

by GBurgNupe August 24, 2004

Mark Twain

A man who came up with approximately 50% of all quotes used today.

"Let there be light"

-God famously quoting Mark Twain

by JJHOUSEE September 12, 2010

Twaimz

Twaimz is an American youtuber who makes videos usually containing the subject of being a bad bitch, or being a llama. He is also the president of bad bitchica.

I am a llama, just like Twaimz.

by theonlyllama June 15, 2015