Tadger

scottish word for 'penis'
or a stupid fuck.

1. that guys a fucking tadger.

by leanne November 20, 2003

tadger

Sexual organ located in the lower abdominal area.

Fuck off ya bloody tadger!

by Anonymous March 13, 2003

badgers tadger

Rough. Usually used to describe poor workmanship by jobs carried out by a shady firm or the local council.

Can also mean hungover.

1. I had the council joiner in my flat to re-new my doors. He packed the hinges out with torn-up pieces of cardboard, he's as rough as a badgers tadger!

2. I was out on the piss last night but this morning I'm as rough as a badgers tadger!

by YoungBobster March 2, 2014

Twangers

The name give to awesome Aaron Kelly fans. (Aaron Kelly was a contestant on American Idol Season 9)

Aaron Kelly Fan 1: OMG I love Aaron, I'm such a Twanger!
Aaron Kelly Fan 2: OMG same! We are Twangers!

by AaronKellyFan May 10, 2010

twanger

One who twangs, masturbator, jerk-off, wanker.

"Look at that guy there driving a Beetle."
"Heh, what a twanger."

by Jenesis September 12, 2004

Tadger Toalie

A piece of poop found under the foreskin after having anal sex

AKA boabie joabie or muddy helmet and foreskin fajita

honestly after I shagged her ass for an hour I had the biggest tadger toalie you have ever seen!

by Maduglookslikeasheep April 5, 2010

Tadger MacBadger

A person who frequently gives blowjobs, snuffling around a guy's cock like a haggis snuffling for truffles.

"I seen Maggy or any other Scottish girl at the bar last night." - person 1

"Did she go home with anyone?" - person 2

"Yea, nine guys." - person 1

"She is such a Tadger MacBadger." - person 2

by Pierre Mangin June 24, 2011