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By far the worst board in all of 4chan. Filled with Tripfags, pictures of Disney actresses, pedophiles & Breaking Bad threads.
Anon: Who's your least favorite /tv/ tripfag?
Anon1: Kaiji!
Anon2: Abatap
by Naxis October 12, 2011
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for the tv

1: Hey, you've made way too many sandwiches there.
2: Um... well, these are for the TV
by lotuspanda March 15, 2008
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TV

1. Unsupervised, it's cocaine for children. Want to make a criminal? Place child (A) in front of TV (B) for 10 years. Nag occassionally. Wait for police.
2.One of many distractions that pulls the attention away from yourself so you don't see how miserable you are in reality. Highly addictive.
3.A transvestite.
It's not TV, it's your dad in a dress!
by FrankC March 14, 2004
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TV

Symptoms of heavy TV users:

Glazed eyes

Detachment from reality

Social ineptitude

Delusions such as believing that ficitional characters and/or plot lines are real - this may lead to the addict seeking out the actors and actresses at conventions and addressing them by their fictional names

Religious worship of actors and actresses as gods (which may lead to low self-esteem)

Serious cases of TV addiction can lead to a decline in the addict's general hygiene, and in many cases, substantial weight gain
by Dannidoo May 28, 2006
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TV

A natural predator. It lures it's prey to itself, by flashing moving images and makes the prey sit in front of it, until it will starve to death. Once you look at it, you are magnetized and cannot leave without the help of another Being.
OMFG! He's stuck to the TV. Quick, before he starves.
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tv

The big box that poisons the mind of any living organism that sits in front of it. Symptoms of TV poisoning are:

Massive drooling
Bloodshot eyes
Lazy tounges
Slurred speach
Serial killing
The urge to buy any product advertised
Take this scenario for example:
"Honey, time for dinner"
"Budmom. Lost isgointobeonsprettysoons"
"Son, stop watching that dumb tv"
"GotohellfoallsIcaremom"
by Packies November 1, 2006
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TV

Something you use to watch your favorite shows on. Often used to watch Netflix as well. Many eat popcorn while using this.
Kevin: "What should we watch on TV today, Tiffany?"
Tiffany: "How about a romance to celebrate our relationship?"
Kevin: "Sure!"
by tangentjif April 20, 2017
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