Turtle

Turtles are reptiles of the order Testudines, most of whose body is shielded by a special bony or cartilaginous shell developed from their ribs. "Turtle" may either refer to the Testudines as a whole, or to particular Testudines which make up a form taxon that is not monophyletic.

Human : What's it like being a turtle?

Turtle: It's like being a walking house that eats lettuce.

by Verwandlung (KB) February 2, 2009

Turtle

A nickname given to a male with a shaved head with a chin that sits close to his chest. His head will typically bob up and down like a turtle when eating.

Rascal: Psst! Hey homey! There's that Paisa from East Los again! Dude's chowing down on the nasty ass prison food!

Cuete: Look at his head bobbing up and down! (Mimes bobbing head and 'feed me' motion)

Rascal: We're callin' that muthafucka Turtle from here on out!

by ZXY&ABC July 15, 2019

turtle

Substitute for an 'easy' woman (ie - once their on their back they're fucked)

Gah! Callum! Your mums a turtle!

by Xerxes da Phat February 15, 2004

Turtle

When you've got to shit so bad your shit starts poking out of your asshole so it looks like a turtle poking out of its shell.

Damn, where's the bathroom? I've got a turtle.

by Anonymous19234 August 14, 2016

turtle

(v.) To play a video game in a highly defensive and reactionary fashion.

(n.) A video game player who exhibits such a style of play.

(adj.) In video games, prone to or executed in such a style of play.

Jeff Schaefer's turtle Sagat destroyed my Chun Li, because he would uppercut me as I jumped over the tiger shots that he was throwing from the other side of the screen.

by Milo D. Cooper August 30, 2003

turtle

The art of taking a backpack, removing all items from the inside, turning it inside out, placing the items back in, along with the straps, and then closing it. The final result closely resembles a turtle shell. The key to this act is timing, and when the person who has been turtled later comes across his/her bag, the look on his/her face will tell you that you have succeeded. This act can be performed purely for the sake of entertainment, or as an act of revenge.

Wow he left his backpack in the bathroom, he definitely deserves to be turtled.

by down with browntown October 18, 2010

turtle

Practical joke: To empty the contents of a backpack, flip it inside-out, then finish off by putting the contents back and zipping it up. Done when owner of backpack is unaware until later.

When he wasn't looking, I turtled his backpack.

by Kleetz April 21, 2006