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Turdy point buck

An extremely large white-tail deer that is 8 feet tall and weighs 12,000 pounds. 30 point antlers, with 15 points on each side. It can summon many hundreds of other turdy point bucks, and can disappear in an instant. A hunter encountered one, and shot at it with the Combination ak-57 uzi radar laser triple barrel double scoped heat seeking shotgun, but missed, sending the hunter on a life long quest to "get dat turdy point buck".
(Both with heavy midwest accents)
Person 1: Did ya see da turdy pointer?
Person 2: No clyde. But I'm gonna get dat Turdy point buck.
by crashdagamer April 26, 2022
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turdy thirds

1. like sloppy seconds, when you fuck a girl after shes had unprotected sex and you slide in and out of her using the other guys semen as lube, except that its from 2 guys instead of one.

2. when you like an ugly girl for the third time
1. O man she was so easy to get into last night.
-Yeah cause you were the third guy to fuck her.
aw fuck i had turdy thirds

2. Larisa is such and ugly chick i cant belive you liked her three times....TURDY THIRDS
by anarchicphantom November 13, 2005
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Turdyaleggin

Turdyaleggin(Turd-ya-legging)
When a turd comes down your leg, usually accidental. Can be done in sport or for humor. Otherwise known as crapping your pants.
Oh crap! Guess we can cross fertilizer off the home depot list. Grandpa is out in the garden turdyaleggin again!
by Estephan BS Pooholes August 15, 2017
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Poopa Turdy

Doing a Poopa Turdy is to pretend that you have 'accidentally' spilt hot chocolate over your lap and friend's bedsheets, when really you have just farted and 'accidentally' followed through.
*Whilst watching a film*

Girl 1: "Hey, err, what is that on your lap...?"
Girl 2: "Oh! It's just hot chocolate, I swear! She knocked it over me when she sat down!!"
Girl 3: "Are you sure? I think you might have done a Poopa Turdy."
by notpartofthedoodlecrew May 21, 2010
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turdy

Adj., having attributes similar to those of a turd.
Do you see that turdy girl?
by Rackergen January 29, 2006
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Turdy

1. the ultimate undependable; not one to trust.

2. an embarrasing spectacle.

3. a real turd.
Adam Roberts is Turdy.
by pepin February 17, 2005
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turdy lurdy

1. Can be used as an insult to describe annoying person.
2. Can be used when joking around with friends.
1: Gosh Melissa is such a dang turdy lurdy.
2: Bob: Mike, you are such a turdy lurdy.

Mike: Your mom is a turdy lurdy.
by whale language July 17, 2010
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