Turdlyburp

A burp that smells like a turd.

"Whoa dude did you eat shit? Go to the doctor or something, that was a gnarly turdlyburp."

by hamburglar9000 March 29, 2017

Turdler

A young child that is a little shit.

The kid is a proper turdler he's a little shit.

by Crazycookie June 2, 2020

turdlets

Small brown turd remnants left on the sides of the bowl or on the underside of the seat after explosive diarrhea. Turdlets often need repeated flushing in order to dislodge. When left in place too long, turdlets adhere to porcelain like concrete.

" Who had the balls to drop a deuce here and leave me a batch of turdlets?"

by Anonymous March 28, 2003

turdly

Turdly- adverb To act like a turd.

Newb's dance was very turdly.

by turd smuggler April 11, 2008

Turdle

n. The little bit of poo that starts to come out of the butt when the person or animal really has to go. The turd looks like the head of a turtle peeking out of its shell at this point, and thus the name "turdle."

You've gotta let me in the bathroom NOW because I've got a turdle that's about to come out!

by red hot mamma September 1, 2005

Turdless

To not give a shit or to be careless.

"Shit, I'll pass the class when my dad starts giving shits
But as long as our relationship is turdless
I'mma keep burning rubber and fucking these beats with burnt dick" -Earl Sweatshirt

by FlyGirl1410 November 14, 2011

turdkey

A massive plate of turd kept on a table with candles and all, for turdsgiving

Sasha: I will be serving turdkey for turdsgiving

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 5, 2021