I knew my girlfriend was going down on me, I just didn't know she was going to slip me the anal tongue dart!
by Veritas Caput April 14, 2014
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Friend 1: "Yo so did you get that dank tongskumen last night?"
Friend 2: "Yeah man it was sooo delicious."
Friend 1: "Damn how did she react?"
Friend 2: "She returned the favor... ;)"
Friend 2: "Yeah man it was sooo delicious."
Friend 1: "Damn how did she react?"
Friend 2: "She returned the favor... ;)"
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Thuong is a beautiful young lady who has the brain power of einstein, but chooses not to use it. She's lovely and sweet when you get to know her. She's a goody too shoes son of a gun
by LazyLucky December 4, 2020
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Get the Jabba's Tongue mug.Bro, I was finally able to tongue spear Megumi last night, and as I suspected, she was clean as hell!
by jmad January 7, 2013
Get the Tongue Spear mug.The largest member of the slug family, a slimy purple beast weighing over 4 pounds. This species is believed to have a world population of one, the individual in question residing in the mouth of a fat black moron known as Nogtard. It is force-fed a diet of Sargent's apple pies, Hill's ginger biscuits and Smart Price vanilla ice cream.
You can keep your tarantulas, pythons and grizzlies. The most fearsome, disgusting creature in the world is Nogtard's Tongue.
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