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anal tongue dart

The act of using your tongue for anal intercourse.
I knew my girlfriend was going down on me, I just didn't know she was going to slip me the anal tongue dart!
by Veritas Caput April 14, 2014
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tongskumen

When a girl is giving you some good succ and then bites your dick as you cum which is then followed by the shoving of a blanket into the mans throat until he vomits all over his penis while it is in the girls mouth.
Friend 1: "Yo so did you get that dank tongskumen last night?"
Friend 2: "Yeah man it was sooo delicious."
Friend 1: "Damn how did she react?"
Friend 2: "She returned the favor... ;)"
by pseudonym of a person February 6, 2018
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Thuong

Thuong is a beautiful young lady who has the brain power of einstein, but chooses not to use it. She's lovely and sweet when you get to know her. She's a goody too shoes son of a gun
Hey did you see Thuong over there? She finished all of her homework
by LazyLucky December 4, 2020
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Tongism

A philosophy that overviews the ways of love. Derived from a quote stating that "You cannot like someone you don't know."
You like that girl? You don't even know her! Tongism please!
by BawssCubing November 2, 2018
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Jabba's Tongue

Tit like Jabba the hutt's tongue
She was on the rings and her tit fell out, I swear it looked just like Jabba's tongue
by Working Class Hero December 30, 2020
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Tongue Spear

Inserting one's tongue into a cute girl's anatomy, typically the butthole.
Bro, I was finally able to tongue spear Megumi last night, and as I suspected, she was clean as hell!
by jmad January 7, 2013
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Nogtard's Tongue

The largest member of the slug family, a slimy purple beast weighing over 4 pounds. This species is believed to have a world population of one, the individual in question residing in the mouth of a fat black moron known as Nogtard. It is force-fed a diet of Sargent's apple pies, Hill's ginger biscuits and Smart Price vanilla ice cream.
You can keep your tarantulas, pythons and grizzlies. The most fearsome, disgusting creature in the world is Nogtard's Tongue.
by by kenny spoffo-grumpbeetle August 1, 2009
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