TurtleDick

The inverted crawl of the male genitalia much like when a Turtle hides his head in his shell. This happens when you spot a woman that once was hot enough that you would have had sexual relations. Now she is such a fright with an additional 40lbs and an extra set of breasts on her back. Just the thought of her makes your penis crawl back into your groin.

Oh my God did you see her? She is such a mess, Just thinking about her gives me TurtleDick. What Happened to her?

by Father Murphy January 14, 2008

tombledick

A name for a male tomble that is also fatherless and lacks a functional penis.

Mike: You're suck a tombledick!

by mp1player November 11, 2021

bumbledicker

MIKE PARKER

Did you see that dude give himself a black eye with his own beer mug? What a bumbledicker...

by Terrible Obscene Viking February 15, 2014

tuddledick

Someone that doesn't know when to stop doing something.

"Yeah, Alex was being a real tuddledick at the party."

by Billu Jenkins September 14, 2016

Fumbledick

Someone who fumbledicks is called a fumbledicker. To fumbledick means to take your time or get distracted when enroute somewhere or doing something. If I am leaving the house and my wife is waiting in the car for me , but I keep watching the game or I forget my watch or I forgot to take my medicine. I would be fumbledicking around and my wife would let me know that I was a fumbledicker as soon as I get in the car.

Dom please be fast when you go into the store and do not fumbledick around, because I'm in a hurry.

by DJR22 September 11, 2016

bumbledick

the middle of nowhere or country

I was driving in the middle of bumbledick! Deer almost always hit my car!

by cheesecurd March 14, 2022