Tulsi Gabbard

Hot Milf wanted to become the president of the United States but instead became Putin's spy after Trump had rejected her. She is a democrat for conservatives who does monkey balancing in the name of protecting democracy.
She is such a Tulsi Gabbard when it comes to making friends
by unrealisticguy March 29, 2022
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Tulsi Gabbard

Russian asset. Stooge for Putin, funded by Russian kleptocrats to try to divide the Democratic Party and weaken the USA.
Oh look, it's Tulsi Gabbard, the Trumptard's favorite Democrat.
by WernerVonX October 18, 2019
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Tulsi Vs Kamala

You see how the conservatives have all been pushing this the last couple of days?
Hym "You were right about the DEI hire bit but that was obvious. But you see what happened? They went straight to Tulsi Vs Kamala. I WAS CORRECT in saying that, wasn't I? Yessirybob! What did I tell you? They are hitting all the Chakra points. 8 trigrams 64 palms. But seriously though... Ha-Wa-Ii?"
by Hym Iam July 25, 2024
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Not You Tulsi

often referred to on Twitter as #NotYouTulsi, Russian asset Tulsi Gabbard is a Putin fangirl and you can use Not You Tulsi in her mentions when she says something fucking stupid.
by Uncle Joosie April 01, 2022
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Tulsi Gabbard

Peterson-sphere shill. No longer trustworthy.
Hym "Tulsi Gabbard has gone over to the... I want to call it 'Dark side' but I want to be the 'Dark side'... And calling them the Light side will AFFIRM THE DELUSION THAT THEY ARE 'GOOD'... Oh! Incest! 'The incest side' because what determines whether or not you're good is an incest cult. She's gone over to the incest side... Not to be trusted. Literally anyone that Jordan Peterson is actually willing to talk to with lie and deny reality so they can prevent the people they want to control from getting what they want."
by Hym Iam May 15, 2024
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Tulsi Gabbard

The Russian agent who is somehow leads our intelligence agencies
"Of course Putin is bad, don't be a Tulsi Gabbard"
by Guy from Kenmore February 15, 2025
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Tulsi

If you've ever met a Tulsi I am so sorry for you.
Her family probably has very extremist views and will stop at nothing to create a "pure bloodline".
Despite being lactose intolerant, the wild Tulsi will drink pints and pints of milk just to feel it all coming out.
She's most likely extremely high maintenance and will require attention every second of every day.
You had a decent sleep schedule? Not with a Tulsi in your life!! She craves attention even when you're fast asleep.
Speaking of sleeping... She will most likely try to get a bit freaky while you're sleeping.
DO NOT SPELL HER NAME BACKWARDS!!11!!!1!!1!
me: "aw man i passed out"

justin bieber: "baby baby baby OOOOOH"

tulsi: *evil plotting*
by sparklingmilk37 January 09, 2024
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