Hot Milf wanted to become the president of the United States but instead became Putin's spy after Trump had rejected her. She is a democrat for conservatives who does monkey balancing in the name of protecting democracy.
by unrealisticguy March 28, 2022
Get the Tulsi Gabbardmug. Russian asset. Stooge for Putin, funded by Russian kleptocrats to try to divide the Democratic Party and weaken the USA.
by WernerVonX October 18, 2019
Get the Tulsi Gabbardmug. by Guy from Kenmore February 15, 2025
Get the Tulsi Gabbardmug. often referred to on Twitter as #NotYouTulsi, Russian asset Tulsi Gabbard is a Putin fangirl and you can use Not You Tulsi in her mentions when she says something fucking stupid.
by Uncle Joosie April 1, 2022
Get the Not You Tulsimug. Slang term for when you fart during ejaculation. Mostly happens during a blumpie, but has been know to happen in just about every other scenario.
by DeepSludge February 12, 2025
Get the Tulsimug. Hym "You were right about the DEI hire bit but that was obvious. But you see what happened? They went straight to Tulsi Vs Kamala. I WAS CORRECT in saying that, wasn't I? Yessirybob! What did I tell you? They are hitting all the Chakra points. 8 trigrams 64 palms. But seriously though... Ha-Wa-Ii?"
by Hym Iam July 25, 2024
Get the Tulsi Vs Kamalamug. If you've ever met a Tulsi I am so sorry for you.
Her family probably has very extremist views and will stop at nothing to create a "pure bloodline".
Despite being lactose intolerant, the wild Tulsi will drink pints and pints of milk just to feel it all coming out.
She's most likely extremely high maintenance and will require attention every second of every day.
You had a decent sleep schedule? Not with a Tulsi in your life!! She craves attention even when you're fast asleep.
Speaking of sleeping... She will most likely try to get a bit freaky while you're sleeping.
DO NOT SPELL HER NAME BACKWARDS!!11!!!1!!1!
Her family probably has very extremist views and will stop at nothing to create a "pure bloodline".
Despite being lactose intolerant, the wild Tulsi will drink pints and pints of milk just to feel it all coming out.
She's most likely extremely high maintenance and will require attention every second of every day.
You had a decent sleep schedule? Not with a Tulsi in your life!! She craves attention even when you're fast asleep.
Speaking of sleeping... She will most likely try to get a bit freaky while you're sleeping.
DO NOT SPELL HER NAME BACKWARDS!!11!!!1!!1!
by sparklingmilk37 January 9, 2024
Get the Tulsimug.