Person 1: "Hey, I noticed there was a box of tissues next to the living room TV and your complete series box set of M*A*S*H was out. You weren't..."

Person 2: "Yes, I was M*A*S*H-turbating."

M*A*S*H-turbating by Mr.ChrisHansen October 23, 2012

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Tuggboating

When a sexual partner leads another to the bedroom by their boner.

Jayce sure does enjoy starting the party with a good tuggboating.

Tuggboating gets the sexual games started.

Tuggboating by Tardpounder43 December 19, 2011

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tunaboating

The placement of one's face, specifically the mouth, against a woman's genitals, followed by a rapid shaking of the face in a side-to-side motion while extending his tongue and accompanied by a raspberry sound. Tunaboating is similar to motorboating, but the action is done to the woman's genitals rather than the breasts. The prefix "tuna" is chosen due to the claim that some vaginas smelling like fish.

He put his face between her legs and began tunaboating her for several seconds. She couldn't stop laughing even after she queefed in his face.

tunaboating by FYREGOD December 31, 2010

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Tug Boating

The act of one gay male pressing his face into another gay mans buttocks and shaking his face left to right in an erratic way.

Waco - Our Waiter sure does have a nice ass...

Mariano - Damn, I sure would like to tug boat that!

Waco - Tug Boating for you tonight!

Mariano - or hopefully an alligator fuckhouse

Tug Boating by HomoNinja! August 20, 2011

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