Bob: "Oh man I caught Donny and Chris docking last night. Instead of making it awkward, I just joined in and gave 'em the ol' tugboat."
(awkward silence)
Bill: "Thats weird, dude. I'm out."
(awkward silence)
Bill: "Thats weird, dude. I'm out."
by Mountain Ted July 08, 2011
The act of passing gas in one area and unknowingly pulling the odor into another area via ones pants / skirt / under garments.
KT: "Jeesh Robbie, did you just fart in my office?"
RW: "No man, I farted outside and Tugboated into your office."
KT: "I commend you on your respect for my office."
RW: "No man, I farted outside and Tugboated into your office."
KT: "I commend you on your respect for my office."
by Karl Trollinger May 26, 2005
by Shittyhorse September 29, 2011
When a female or male give a man a handjob while in the bath tub or hot tub when it is full of water. In this situation, the hand would be the tugboat whilst the penis represents the boat being tugged.
Dude, when we got home, we decided to relax and get in the hot tub and she totally gave me a tugboat!
by THE SOCCER MOM June 13, 2010
The Tugboat consists of a Lead Metal Pipe, some barb-wire and possibly a few matchbox cars. first, you take the pipe, and you violently shove the pipe down someones anus(rectum) and then ravel the barb-wire into the pipe, now if you have matchbox cars, you can shoot them down the pipe and have a crash landing. other than that, while the barb-wire is inserted through the pipe and the rectum, TUG the pipe out, leaving the barbwire and cars trapped in the asshole. the barb-wire will hurt like a bitch, so use this as a violent torture method.
hey john, you know that nigger that started problems with me at the welfare office the other day? well me and tom gave that nigger the tugboat nd he wont shit right for a week!
by tugboats508 April 01, 2009
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by Richard B. October 13, 2007