speed trudge

n. the act of emptying one's bowels faster than one would their bladder

1 minute before the show
Speed Trudger: Taco Bell might not have been the smartest meal before the concert, but it's nothing a speed trudge can't fix!
24 seconds before the show
ST: Made it!

by facespacer August 24, 2008

dip trudge

the bit of poop that remains in the toilet bowl for days after the initial poop was taken.

josh, you left another dip trudge in the toilet.

by brandlin May 13, 2018

Waffle Trudge

“It’s when you shit so much that it fills up the bathtub and you have to walk back and forth through the humongous heap of excrement in an attempt to force it down the drain”

Gavin: How was your night last night bro?
Jake: it kinda sucked. Spent all night doing the waffle trudge.

by Adamr86 February 16, 2024

waffle trudge

It’s when you shit so much that it fills up the bathtub and you have to walk back and forth through the humongous heap of excrement in an attempt to force it down the drain

G: how was your Friday night?
J: It sucked. I Had to do the waffle trudge for hours.

by Adamr86 February 19, 2024

Justine Trudeau

Insult.
The purposeful misspelling or incorrect pronunciation of the Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau's first name to exemplify and mock his lack in typical manhood and his excessive feminist tendencies. The insult is commonly seen on social media posts.

Justine Trudeau is gone to another feminist rally in Toronto.....AGAIN

by Old school bossman September 9, 2020

Trudeau cigarette

The type of cigarettes we will all be smoking in Canada once Prime Minister Justin Trudeau and his Nice Hair officially make marijuana legal.

Hey man I'm just stepping out for a toke break, can I bum a Trudeau cigarette off you?

by thecaptainofmotorboating January 7, 2016

Pulling a Justin Trudeau

The portrayal or act of wearing blackface.

Friend one: (points) Whoa, look. That guys wearing blackface!

Friend two: I'll never understand how someone can think pulling a Justin Trudeau is acceptable in the 21st century.

by Gaaaviin November 5, 2021