Troglodyte

The kind of person that makes you wonder why humans aren't extinct yet.

Goddamn it Ron, why can't you just figure the fuck out how to play Hungry Hungry Hippos already you troglodyte.

by golira_the_first January 21, 2019

Trogdor

1. Draw an S and then a more different S.
2. Close it up real good at the top for his head.
3. Then, using consummate V's, give him teeth, spinities(???), and angry eyebrows.
4. Then you can add smoke or fire, or maybe some wings, you know if he's a wing-a-ling dragon.
5. Then put a beefy arm on him for good measure, which looks really good, coming out of the back of his neck dere.
6. Get burninating!

by headcheese46 May 13, 2003

Troglodyte

People who touch the screen of the apple computer in the uni library even though they’re not touchscreen

Which troglodyte has put their greasy fingers all over the fkin screen

by Troglodyte Hunter December 9, 2019

Troglodyte Salad

A build up of miscellaneous dingleberries, typically found around the anus.

After days of improper hygiene, John had Troglodyte Salad stuck in his ass hairs.

by One Two February 6, 2008

ESPN Troglodyte

A person, typically male and characterized by a low IQ, obsession with sports and a macho or jockish demeanor. The typical ESPN Troglodyte feels an almost primal need to watch hopelessly repetitive ESPN offerings such as Sportscenter. These people subscribe to the ESPN orthodoxy that any and all material displayed on ESPN with the exception of watching an actual game in progress is supremely relevant. These people tend not to understand that most of this material is in effect filler used to fill the void between tidbits of potentially interesting professional sport related news. Any unexpected break in viewing (for instance, changing the channel or momentarily blocking the screen by walking between it and the viewer) will cause the ESPN Troglodyte great discomfort and on occasion will cause the ESPN Troglodyte to lash out verbally or physically.

I went to the gym today, All three TVs were showing Sportscenter. I decided to protect my mind from being turned to mush by changing one to the Science Channel. As soon as I did an ESPN Troglodyte began heaping his abuse on me demanding that I change it back. WTF?

by uuth October 22, 2010

trohmosexual

Being sexually attracted to Joseph Trohman from the band Fall Out Boy.

Man I'm such a trohmosexual Fall Out Boy

by FallOutKaylee March 3, 2016

troglodyke

An ugly, cave-dwelling lesbian.

"I heard Trina got beat down by a troglodyke with a pipe wrench."

by Taylor the brain September 11, 2008