Cubs Tickets

Slang term for marijuana. Named after the Chicago Cubs baseball team. The term is intentionally misleading so users can talk about it in public. Higher grades of marijuana are refered to as "good seats" or "skybox seats", whereas lower quality is refered to as "cheap seats".

Lets go pick up some cubs tickets.

These are some great cubs tickets.

by Lord Blasphemy June 18, 2008

Tickety-boo

Correct, okay

That is just tickety-boo.

by Dartistic June 16, 2018

tricktionary

A skater kid that knows the name of every trick. Such people often like to correct others.

Skater kid#1- "There it is- Double heelflip to feeble grind!"

Skater Kid #2- "NO way man! That was a Varial kickflip to a tweaked 5-0!"

Skater kid #1 "What are you- some kind of tricktionary?"

by joesk84ever January 5, 2010

ticket proof

You get a free pass professional courtesy when you get stopped by the cops for a traffic violation because you are an off-duty or retired cop and have a cop ID to flash when the officer requests your drivers license.

Cop's wives and girlfriends are also ticket proof and so are off-duty firefighters.

Nobody is ticket proof with the Arizona DPS, and with some California Highway Patrol officers. Don't count on your police ID to help you much if your breath smells like a brewery.

That trooper said he had me clocked at 95, good thing I'm ticket proof or that would have been one hell of an expensive ticket.

by warnhubb September 23, 2006

Fun tickets

Cash, to have a good time with. Not for bills, rent, groceries, etc.

Sorry guys I spent all my fun tickets on that lap dance.(when it's your turn to buy a round)

by Justin Ehlert January 7, 2004

Trickstab

Verb. The act of humiliating someone by fooling them into getting mercilessly stabbed in the back.

It's so sad when people get trickstabbed and try to save face by claiming it was a facestab...

by Le Sneaky Frenchman June 6, 2016

ticketbastard

another word for ticketmaster.

a monopoly that is in the ticket selling and distribution business.

also see bastard.

The band Pearl Jam boycotted venues run by Ticketmaster in 1994 and filed an unfair business practice law suit against the giant.
Because of their monopolizingways their name is synonymous with ticketbastard.

by surfer girl May 6, 2005