Texplanation

When your significant other isn't making any damn sense in their text messages, so you have to call or manually track them down, show them your phone, and demand to know what the hell they're trying to tell you.

Bitch was talking crazy, so I had to go over there and get a Texplanation.

by Diesel D. November 16, 2016

Texplanation

Following a textmergency, an excuse that a person formulates in order to explain their unfortunate message. This often comes off as lame, but can be convincing if carefully concocted.

She did it!
Now she can delete the text.
She won’t need to come up with a texplanation.

by Supremebadger December 10, 2018

Texplanation

Clarifying/revealing words regarding someone from da Lone Star State.

Hailing from da largest state in da Lower 48 is a good Texplanation for someone's southern drawl.

by QuacksO March 11, 2021

texplanation

Noun
a. An excuse transmitted remotely (via communication device)

b. A way to avoid face to face accountability

“You owe me more than some half ass texplanation “ says person A to person B

by Anonyminty February 15, 2023

Textplanation

To explain ones action via text as opposed to a phone call due to embarrassment or for emotional detachment.

I didn't hear back from her until today but it was nothing more than a textplanation, not sure if I should take her seriously

by Xris Cringle September 3, 2010

rexplanation

A clearly-stated canine-related reason for why something occurred.

Da logical rexplanation for why all da neighborhood dogs started barking at once was dat they saw a cat strolling through da area.

by QuacksO March 11, 2021