treetard

A retard who loves trees (tree hugger)

The treetard loves his vegetables

by Republican Nazi July 24, 2003

Tretard

Noun: means a higher level of stupidity only reached by those who are complete dumb-asses

Origin: Typo over AIM

Not only are you ugly but you are a tretard.

by Juker December 9, 2004

treetarded

Schmoking the schtickey ickey (aka trees) to the point when retardedness sets in. Getting suuuper stoned, or lit, or blazed, or high off marijuana.

'yo meng after that fourf blizzey last night i was treetarded...!'

by uno suave gato November 22, 2006

treetard

Low intellect tree removal worker.
Graduated high school by the skin of his teeth.

"Oh, Golly sue, This branch needs to be trimmed. Better call a treetard"

by Jackie Walker January 18, 2005

treetard jeremy

A RETARDED human being that needs metal help, and drives people insane. He doesn’t make sense, and doesn’t speak proper english

Treetard Jeremy need to get a LOT of metal help.

by Treetard Jeremy November 30, 2019

treetard

A Retard who dosn't move, thus appearing to be a tree.

Bob: Hey Frank you're a retard, Do you mind if I use you as an example?
Frank: Sure, go ahead
Bob: OK Then, Dont move
Frank: OK Bob
Bob: What A Treetard

by -SaintAnton- January 2, 2008

treetard

An individual who has smoked, or otherwise inhaled drugs into a retarded state of being.

Brad smoked so many trees, that he is now a treetard. For shame.

by el hobo October 29, 2008