cunt treed

when a guy trys to put his dick into a girls cunt but she is too tight so his head only gets in. makeing a tree the cunt being leaves and the dick is the trunk.

man yester day me and my boyfriend were gonna do stuff...but i got cunt treed... he is too big!

by cherriefreak326 March 7, 2008

treed bitch

bitch stuck in a tree

Chip: Hey Bob, look over there.
Bob: What is it?
Chip: Another treed bitch, that's the 5th one we've had this week. Better tell Rodney not to put up that water hose just yet, this one might be fun!

by Flaming Penis April 5, 2005

Christmas-treed

Loading a shot gun with buckshot, slug, buckshot, slug

There is nothing better for home defense than a Christmas-treed shotgun.

by RJO1000 June 4, 2020

Treed

Super high, higher then high intoxicated

That wood got me treed

by Craydini June 11, 2020

Treed

To get hit by a tree with high speed, similar to the word "pined".

Dang, I treed myself on my freaking bike!

by Amberlewis012 June 22, 2018

treed up

the mental or physical effect from the use of THC weed the feeling of being high.

high yet keeping your composure

got treed up!

by D Nevs September 27, 2011

Treed

When you drive your car into a tree pissed up

Sorry boss I’ve treed my company car

by Alibongo October 7, 2018