Curb Traded

When someone takes some shit you left on the curb and replaces it with lesser quality shit of their own.

Bill: "Dude, I put my old armchair on the curb last night and this morning found a love seat! WTF?"

Marv: "You got curb traded my friend."

Bill: Shit.

by mnijc2 October 20, 2010

CRACK TREATED SERIOUSLY

comes from an ao3 tag - where joke concepts are treated in a serious manner.

"sydno is quite possibly the worst thing we've ever created" charlie said, "a fucking person and a bot just seems like crack treated seriously".

by MythHead123 October 28, 2021

traded mixtapes

a way to say you had intercourse for dainty people who don't like to say "fuck" or "fucking" often

Sorry I am late. I traded mixtapes this morning and it was extended play.

by Audrey El November 22, 2005

treated

when somebody dis you and you be fellin stupid.

"You just got treated!!!!"

by Shizzle November 8, 2003

treated

When someone burns you. Makes an awesome comeback

In fourth grade
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1st guy: ur ugly
2nd guy: I know you are but what am I?
3rd guy: Ohhhh you just got treated!
1st guy: *cries*

by Kaaaaaaayyyyyyylllllllaaaaaaa January 23, 2014

traded billups

a huge, obvious mistake that has terrible repercussions

"man, i really traded billups last night, choosing to purchase mad dog over a more legitimate beer. i feel terrible".

"made i sure traded billups this semester when i attempted to take that upper-level anatomy course and got a c."

"I totally traded Billups when I told everybody that I like the new Eminem album."

by sheriffharrytruman May 14, 2009

carpet treader

See waster, basically an estate ageny term for a person who just likes to look at houses to be nosy, with no intention to buy.

That person is just a carpet treader.

by Wise Man July 14, 2003