transfartmation

the act at which one places their communication device in close proximity to their anal cavity at a time they need to flatulate.

Nate - ***DOOOOOOOO*****
Joe - NICE TRANSFARTMATION, NATE!
Nate - Oh yeah that smells like shit!
Joe- Good I hope you choke on it when you try talking to me

by Stess_90 September 14, 2020

Transfer Wink

The act of winking at person in order to have them pass the wink on to another person.

“He winked at me so now I shall pass that on to another person, it is a transfer wink”

by winkwink87 March 2, 2022

transatlanticism

n. The state of being in a long-distance relationship with another person over the Atlantic Ocean, for example, with one participant living in the United States and the other living in the United Kingdom, along with the emotions that accompany such a state, such as the desire of physical intimacy, melancholy and hope.

(Named after Death Cab For Cutie's fourth album, and the title track from that album which discusses such a concept.)

'I'm telling you, man; me and her are the definition of transatlanticism.'

by Chris Ogden September 24, 2006

Pooey Transaction

The act of swiping a credit, debit, ID, Library, Social Security, Novelty birthday card between someones bum cheeks or crack. The swiper (or MotherSwiper) then proceeds to smell the shitty side of the card and asks the swipeé if he or she would like a receipt.

Originates on the small Island Utopia of Guernsey. It is believed by most historians that the first person to ever recieve the pooey transaction was Joseph Robert Cowens, as resident of Guernsey (Shortly after dipping his love nuts in a fish tank)

"I am the Mother Swiper! You have recieved the pooey transaction!"

"That'll be £6 please"
"Do you take the pooey transaction?"
"Oh yes we do (Bends over then swipes)"

by Terry Balls January 14, 2008

Hot Transfer

Sexual reference to the transfer of fecal matter from one individual to another via anus to anus transport.

Wait, I know I didn't eat any corn. Must have been the Hot Transfer my girlfriend gave me last night.

by Coachtwentytwo September 14, 2009

Blind transfer

When someone calls your office phone and you transfer them to a random number from a department you choose because you either can't find the correct number or you don't feel like looking it up.

Co-worker: Who just called?

You: I'm not really sure but I totally just blind transferred him to some one in human resources.

by jxb December 29, 2008

Texas Transaction

When you’re eating someone’s ass and they fart in your mouth and then you burp it back into their face.

Yeah I was with Jackson last night and I farted while he was eating my ass and he had the audacity to give me a Texas Transaction.

by badmitionfury September 15, 2019