tromboning

Verb.
A rather impractical sex act where a woman or man rims a man's ringpiece while simultaneously reaching round to give it some elbow on his prok sword, the action being akin to playing a trombone.

Les Dennis was shocked when he came home early and found his wife Amanda tromboning Neil Morrisey again.

by Kev April 8, 2006

tromboning

oral stimulation by tongue on a willfully-willing male's sphincter while masturbating his donger, by an ..oh, musician?

hit it down a bit hon, C-note is too high!

by hytham_hammer April 10, 2006

playing the trambone

a handjob and a blow job at the same time

hey bitch, get yo punk ass back here and play my trombone! i dont got time 4 both!

by fucksoid February 17, 2005

Tromboning

a sexual act involving the buttocks

Tim: Let's get to Tromboning, Richard!
Richard: Oooh ahhh, you've done an excellent job. My arse is clean!

by Wanderlust316 September 8, 2016

Tromboning

Is when you licking a male's anus while jerking his dick off

The male can be on his knees, kneeling or standing. Someone's tongue licking his asshole and stroking the man's
(on his knees, kneeling or standing) penis. It looks like the person thats licking the anus and stroking the penis is playing the Trombone. Tromboning

by Barehugs January 11, 2011

the only girl trombonist

the most kick-ass girl in band. deals with all the crap given by testosterone filled section, but all in all loves the guys who combined with her make the best section ever.

guy 1: wow shes so...so....
guy 2: she's the only girl trombonist
guy 1: oh..

by me90119 January 1, 2012

trombonista

a female trombone player is a trombonista.

instead of tromboner... a male trombone player..

trombone tromboner trombonista tbone tboner
t bone

She has been a trombonista in the band for about 8yrs now...

by lgal11 December 31, 2010