Total Eclipse of the Havarti

A burger that comes with havarti cheese

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Total Eclipse of the Havarti, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Total eclipse of the fart

To suppress a fart to the point where it. Causes pain…

Man. I was at my fiance's parents house for dinner,and I really had to let one rip. But I did a total eclipse of the fart instead.

by 4realazitgits March 3, 2021

Total eclipse of the shart

When you ruin a good situation by shitting yourself

There I was, getting the best head of my life when I had a total eclipse of the shart, and ended up having to beat off instead

by Thisisnot myrealname September 2, 2017

Total Eclipse of the Heart

An emotional song about losing your boyfriend

Once upon a time I was falling in love
But now I'm only falling apart
There's nothing I can do
A total eclipse of the heart

by frabrizio June 7, 2018

Total Eclipse of The Butt

When one poops in such a manor that it lands back on his/hers butt, leaving a relatively large dark-colored spot on that individual's butt- resembling a total eclipse.

"My little sister left her mini trampoline in the toilet and I didn't see it late at night and experienced a Total Eclipse of The Butt."

by ThemGoodOlBoys August 1, 2020

total eclipse of the heart

The act of smearing one's privates with peanut butter with hopes that a dog, cat or other domesticated pet will retrieve some jelly and bread to make a sandwich with it.

Once upon a time I was falling in love
But now I'm only falling apart
Nothing I can do
A total eclipse of the heart
Once upon a time there was light in my life
But now there's only love in the dark
Nothing I can say
A total eclipse of the heart

by Johnny Eightball June 10, 2004

Total scrotal eclipse

A semi-derogatory video homage to the Great Solar Eclipse of 2017; the reenactment using an unshorn scrotum to ever-so-slowly eclipse the sun rather than the moon.

Oh, for fuck sake...I totally got baited into watching yet another 'eclipse moment'...except this time it was a total scrotal eclipse...no filter can remove THAT afterimage from my brain. Good feeling...gone.

by YAWA August 24, 2017