A small Central American island known for its abundance of Tortilla Trees, which grow both flour and corn fruit that is flattened into tortillas. In English, the name translates to “Tortilla Island.”
by Grand Mayor of Isla Tortuga April 24, 2023
Get the Isla Tortugamug. the act of using a native Caribbean mans shoe or sandal as a funnel/filter for a mixture of sweat ,ass, piss and rum.
collage bro: "why are you in the hospital bra its still spring break".
crippled suffering collage bro: "i got a Tortuga head ache bra".
Florida doctor dude:" gnarly bra" .
crippled suffering collage bro: "i got a Tortuga head ache bra".
Florida doctor dude:" gnarly bra" .
by nessy gen 3 January 10, 2018
Get the Tortuga head achemug. by Flower in japanese May 4, 2011
Get the tortuga blancamug. Using your robotic 2nd thumb to make a one-handed awkward turtle sign in order to simultaneously rub the taint and the clit while finger-banging your girl.
by PicklesMD September 8, 2017
Get the Tortuga Ticklemug. Cute, silly, and smart animal that unfortunately hides in his shell when the light shines upon him. Regardless if it is sunshine or not, he hides in his protective place.
by Brow eye bandit October 9, 2020
Get the Tortugamug. Someone who in life has failed to achieve certain goals in the area of scoring babes and his future now holds in him being a priest, hence his middle name "the father." The tortuga reference, tortuga being the spanish word for turtle, further implies a paranoia and fear of failure when around females and when he freaks out he tends to become a toruga, and proceed to hide himself inside his shell.
Random Dude: That guy is just freakin out with those hot chicks around him.
Random Dude's Friend's Response: He must be a "The Father/Tortuga".
Random Dude's Friend's Response: He must be a "The Father/Tortuga".
by tarduno May 12, 2011
Get the The Father/Tortugamug. 