Tortuga head ache

the act of using a native Caribbean mans shoe or sandal as a funnel/filter for a mixture of sweat ,ass, piss and rum.

collage bro: "why are you in the hospital bra its still spring break".
crippled suffering collage bro: "i got a Tortuga head ache bra".
Florida doctor dude:" gnarly bra" .

by nessy gen 3 January 10, 2018

tortuga blanca

white turtle in Spanish. Originated in Vancouver.

Estop being a tortuga blanca!

by Flower in japanese May 4, 2011

Tortuga Tickle

Using your robotic 2nd thumb to make a one-handed awkward turtle sign in order to simultaneously rub the taint and the clit while finger-banging your girl.

She's never cum so hard as she did after I got her with the Tortuga Tickle.

by PicklesMD September 8, 2017

dry tortuga

When your girl's laying on her back but isn't in the mood and won't let you past the shell.

I took her out for dinner and drinks, but when we got back she was a dry tortuga.

by midgetmugger December 7, 2017

Isla Tortuga

A small Central American island known for its abundance of Tortilla Trees, which grow both flour and corn fruit that is flattened into tortillas. In English, the name translates to “Tortilla Island.”

Holy shit! Nothing tastes better than a tortilla picked fresh from the tree on Isla Tortuga!

by Grand Mayor of Isla Tortuga April 24, 2023

The Father/Tortuga

Someone who in life has failed to achieve certain goals in the area of scoring babes and his future now holds in him being a priest, hence his middle name "the father." The tortuga reference, tortuga being the spanish word for turtle, further implies a paranoia and fear of failure when around females and when he freaks out he tends to become a toruga, and proceed to hide himself inside his shell.

Random Dude: That guy is just freakin out with those hot chicks around him.

Random Dude's Friend's Response: He must be a "The Father/Tortuga".

by tarduno May 12, 2011

Tortuguita

When you are busting to go to the toilet and your poop 💩 decides to pop out slightly.

Tortuguita is a diminutive of tortuga. Tortuga is the Spanish word for a turtle or tortoise.

Can you hurry up in there! I have a tortuguita!

by cien_fuegos June 20, 2020