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Is a tiny purple squid, mostly seen in backyards. It likes flying around in the evening, always searching for food. Sometimes it flies to its owners fridge to snack something. Torbens have big families with often more than six children.
Oh you see, there is a Torben flying through our backyard!
Those are many children, it must be a Torben!
What a beautiful purple skin, only Torbens have it!
Torben by Greyce_0308 March 16, 2018
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Torben Jensen 

Torben: *walks by in hallway*
Student: "Hi Torben Jensen School Principal"
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Torrent Rage 

The unknown phenomenon which causes a computer user to become seething with rage when a torrent is stuck at 99.9% downloaded and cannot download any further.
user (forum post): SEED!! For the love of God SEED!!! This is rediculous, I pay for my dialup connection and I'm sueing and how can anyone justify doing this and it's not fair and you're ruining teh interweb!!!111
user2 (forum post): Looks like a nasty case of Torrent Rage - just relax, download something else dood.
Torrent Rage by ubersheep October 23, 2007

jim torbett

The person that committed the sexual acts @ Celtic Boys Club. Jock Stein knew about his devious ways and did nothing to prevent him from carrying on. Rangers fans - 'Big Jock Knew'
Who touched all the boys? Jim Torbett
jim torbett by Jim Torbett February 28, 2015

kevin torren 

A blue eyed handsome fella with a dong a mile long!
Your so Kevin Torren
kevin torren by Kevin from heaven December 21, 2016
One of the most talented men you will ever meet. Thorbens are extremely handsome, intelligent and have twinkling eyes. Usually you find "Thorben" in the Scandinavian area, but just as Vikings they traveled the world, so you can find them everywhere now. Women love Thorbens! One of the best things about a Thorben: he is not vain. Everyone should have a Thorben to guide their way!
Get a move and grab a Thorben!
Thorben by frogfrogfrog May 15, 2010

Mike Toreno

Character in the video game San Andreas, and a very funny one at that. First seen in the mission 'Mike Toreno' and last seen in 'Home Coming'.
When we first meet Mike, he seems like just another member of the Yay-Smuggling group, but as the game progresses it turns out he is actually working for a goverment agency ('It's Not Important Which One'), and uses CJ to do the jobs he can't be seen pulling off. This includes jacking a Petrol Tanker, blowing up several helicopters, planting an explosive on the Andromeda and stealing a Military Jet.
Needless to say, there are many people who think Toreno's missions are some of the best in the game.

Mike Toreno is voiced by actor James Woods.
'Carl, I will ALWAYS be watching... or listening... or both.' - Mike Toreno, 'Interdiction'
Mike Toreno by daizisntonfire September 6, 2005