Thorben 

One of the most talented men you will ever meet. Thorbens are extremely handsome, intelligent and have twinkling eyes. Usually you find "Thorben" in the Scandinavian area, but just as Vikings they traveled the world, so you can find them everywhere now. Women love Thorbens! One of the best things about a Thorben: he is not vain. Everyone should have a Thorben to guide their way!

Get a move and grab a Thorben!

Thorben by frogfrogfrog May 15, 2010

Thorben 

Some mysterious dude that works with you, that keeps spamming your mailbox and that you probably have hung out with a couple of times.

But that you unfortunately STILL dont know who is because in the real world he is just a face and in your mailbox he is just a name with no connection between the two whatsoever.

"Who the fuck is that Thorben over there?"

"Are you serious? You have been chatting with him all day on the company message system!"

Thorben by Lets say one of the danes February 6, 2010

Fredrik Thordendal 

Meshuggah's lead guitarist, and most likely the best in the world.

Meshuggah's guitarist Fredrik Thordendal is the bst in the world.

Fredrik Thordendal by Redneck Metalman February 14, 2010

thorken 

To search the beach for expired seagulls and suck the decaying gases from their rectums.

Boy 1: Have you seen Bob, he is really late again?

Boy 2: Ya, the Laubenator is down thorken by the ocean again. we should probably go on ahead. He'll be awhile.

thorken by Houdini_2U November 27, 2012

Torben 

A person who has the world on a string. He is the man, the royal king, the boss, whatever you wanna call it that'll be him. These highly exclusive specimins are internationally renowned for being able to beat Chuck Norris at arm wrestling while trading shares. Men can't multitask?, mortals can't! These people are so fascinating and pleasant you wouldn't mind them not calling you ever again.....they've got more awesome things to do. Insane sex, just add women. He has a large penis.

"Wow, when you did that quadriple backflip over a gorge filled with cougars, bears and menstruating women, you were so the Torben"
"Armies are powerfull but not quiet Torben"
"The pope is really adorable but not quiet a Torben"
"Davinci was great but not quiet Torben"

Torben by Lamahirtetorben January 2, 2017

Thorbert 

A very interesting person. He studies and plays a lot. Doesn't recognize personal space. Flirts every time he sees someone. Might seem normal from the outside but sooner or later you will finally discover his true self. His name contains a Thor but it doesn't mean he can produce thunder. Naturally smart, that kind of kid your parents will compare you against. He is also that type of friend that will correct you every single time (with a good intention). A vegetarian who doesn't eat meat.

Thorbert is starting to flirt again.

Thorbert by Anjayani March 30, 2021

Torben 

The one guy, who does the wierd shit.

Person 1: Bruh, why is the principal here?
Person 2: Idk m8. I guess Torben took a shit in the bus.

Torben by 7r13dr1ch October 2, 2020