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Considered to be the greatest automotive magazine on television. It is broadcasted on BBC and ITV, and features the humorous Jeremy Clarkson and Richard Hammond. Every episode includes a very strange comparison of vehicles (not necessarily cars), which shows how silly the producers really are....
Top Gear is my 2nd favorite show, next to Family Guy!
by gplpark92 August 5, 2006
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Top Gear

The world's greatest automotive enthusiast program from the UK. Nobodhy can top it and the hosts Clarkston and Jeremy are amazingly funny.
The latest cars now come with F1 paddle shifters. If you can't afford it you can sell one of your legs because it works without a clutch" -Clarkston
by mynameisigor September 14, 2005
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a really really funny program about cars. It used to be all informative but now it is sooooooooo funny! plus its great if your into cars aswell
XD
person:i like top gear
uva person: i don't, its all about cars and i'm a bus person
person thats not either of the previous 2: doesnt matta! still funny
by twatwakid January 27, 2009
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A motoring version of Last of the Summer Wine for petrol heads.

Three mid-life guys pratting about and having a ball in expensive motorcars, usually with no definable reason but with amusing results. Moreso with Top Gear challenges.

Probably the most entertaining programme on the BBC.
Did you see Top Gear?

Yeah, that Zonda is wicked.
by Townsman September 27, 2014
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Top Gear Fail

When something is so terrible as to be equivocal to Top Gear America; it is a "top gear fail."
Meghan's attempt at cooking dinner was so terribly inedible it was nothing short of a top gear fail.
by P&R2010 March 19, 2011
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The Top Gear Effect

The theory that excessive watching of the car programme "top gear" by middle aged men can descend into the urge to attend decadent, homoerotic gatherings at car show rooms where men perform sexual role plays based on the relationship of the three presenters and fuck the exhausts of expensive cars.
The Top Gear Effect: "Have been binge watching Top Gear repeats on Dave recently and I keep having this really disturbing dream where I'm out riding horses in the desert dressed as a cowboy with Jeremy Clarkson and then when we pitch a tent. for a night... well I don't want to repeat that part of the dream."
by Louiefook April 2, 2016
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Top Gear

A BBC Two car talk show consisting of car tests, reviews, put-downs, bad jokes, and fast cars. It was at its peak when presented by Richard Hammond, James May, and Jeremy Clarkson from 2002-2015. The current rendition of the show is a terrible joke.
“Hey, do you like that show Top Gear?”
“Which one, with the funny assholes or the losers?”
by gymshorts2tight May 2, 2021
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