toonker

its a fat person who thinks there strong and buys themselves small clothing so there fat makes there arms look big(in other words Nye)

Hey David your a toonker

by TheToonkerAssociation May 23, 2014

toonger

a person with a mullet or a short penis.

look at that toonger

by hunacuh May 4, 2021

Tooner

A penis

That's a mighty fine tooner you have there sir.

by Greselda1234 October 15, 2010

Tonser

When doing a tonser you ride your bike as fast as you can through the Frederiksberg mall. It's extremely dangerous because you have to take measures of people's safety, while not getting caught by the guards. If you succeed to do this, you will earn yourself respect in the hard streets of Frederiksberg (or at least in the aisles of Frederiksberg Gymnasium)

''Did that new kid just do a tonser?''

''Wow that's crazy, he's a real lad!''

by Techno Niels November 16, 2015

Tooner

A penis

That's a mighty fine tooner you have there sir.

by Greselda1234 October 15, 2010

Toonerville bus

One of two types of buses: 1) a bus that is intended to look like an old-fashioned trolley; 2) a bus that looks more like a typical bus, but has a short distance between the front wheels and the back wheels. After Toonerville Trolley, a trolley comic strip that was popular in the early 20th century.

Me: Did you take the Toonerville bus from your hotel to Disneyland yesterday?
She: Yeah. Hard seats, though.

Look! It's the county transportation system's Toonerville bus!

by Richard Rabinowitz September 8, 2005

Tooner

Martini, plain and simple...preferably with vodka.

I had several tooners before heading over to meet the ol' lady for dinner.

by billbaroo April 2, 2009