Toobin

Getting caught masturbating while on a zoom/Teams or other group call or otherwise while in the company of people you don’t think are watching.

“Did you hear that Josh got suspended from class for Toobin? He thought he’d get away with Toobin just because he’s so full of himself!”

by JToobin October 19, 2020

Toobin

To remove one's genitals from one's clothing during a video meeting. From Jeffrey Toobin of The New Yorker and CNN, who originated this action in October 2020.

"I was in a Zoom call with the people in my office, when I looked at the lower left corner and my boss was doing a Toobin.

by F. Warren Zevon October 19, 2020

Toonin Out

Verb. To distort ones face as in a cartoon to convey the funnies and the law

The men of men laughed like hyenas when they saw Melman Toonin Out

by BlargLord February 17, 2021

tobin heath

The most awesomest, gorgeous human being on earth, one of the most craftiest soccer players ever, very skillful. She is known as the Nutmeg Queen, but also goes by Tobs and unfortunately Toby. She was born May 29, 1988 in Basking Ridge, New Jersey, played for the UNC Tar Heals and currently plays for the USWNT and the Portland Thorns. Overall a great human being, world class player and human.

WOW! TOBS COULD NUTMEG A MERMAID!
"Tobin Heath is sick and by sick I mean ridiculously skillful"

by uswntisbae May 8, 2016

toobin

1) You whipped out you cock while on a Zoom call.
2) Got caught masterbating while on a video conference call.

He was in a Zoom meeting and pulled a toobin.

by RescueRay October 19, 2020

tobin heath

The most skilled player on the U.S. Women's National Team

Tobin Heath could nutmeg you any day.

by TobinPowellHeath June 11, 2016

Pulling A Toobin

The act of masturbating while on a Zoom call.

John was "pulling a toobin" during yesterday's Zoom meeting.

by TheRealPotato69 October 19, 2020