Tonk

A word commonly used by private school drop outs and posh people when referring to a ‘vape’ or ‘electronic cigarette’.

Very reminiscent to ‘that tune is absolutely dutty, turn that up, what is it? Garage?’

‘Oi Ruby, pass me the TONK’
‘Where is my TONK?’
‘YOU USED ALL OF MY TONK!’

by Lord Andreas II November 17, 2021

Tonk

Tank

guys look a tonk

by germony August 27, 2023

Tonk

Adjective to describe a well-built or muscular man. Also used to describe a fit person or someone who is attractive. or Noun to name a well-built or muscular male.

As an adjective: That man is really tonk, he must work out a lot. He is so good looking, he is tonk.

As a noun: I want to meet a fit man, I want some tonk.

by Jo333 November 11, 2006

Tonk

To throw a grenade. An alternate term to the appropriate vernacular of chunking a grenade.

"Hey tonk those nades my gamer bud!"

by TonkChunker January 5, 2023

Tonk

A tosser and a wanker

“What a tonk”

by Jasperrrrrrr September 27, 2018

Tonk

Something extremely bitchin or biscuity

That 1974 dodge ram van is tonk as hell.

by Gdhsjbdbd October 24, 2017

Tonk

A reference used on internet discussion forums, it describes the sound made by an over zealous or Nazi like moderator when he strikes the 'ban' key to silence another forum member.

For example: "Damn!!!, it looks like BK just TONKED another member..."

by ArizonaFreedomRider January 12, 2005