1. Anything to do with Clint Eastwood
2. An activity that would be approved by Clint Eastwood
3. Quite possibly the most badass movie ever to grace the earth (due to Clint Eastwood)
4. A wicked sick car
2. An activity that would be approved by Clint Eastwood
3. Quite possibly the most badass movie ever to grace the earth (due to Clint Eastwood)
4. A wicked sick car
1. Good, the Bad, and the Ugly was fucking Gran Torino
2. Person1: Hey we're gonna go shoot some indians. You want in?
Person2: Sounds pretty Gran Torino to me
3. "GET THE HELL OFF MY LAWN" (said in Clint Eastwood's scratchy yet endlessly badass voice)
4. Dammmmmmn check out that dude's Gran Torino
2. Person1: Hey we're gonna go shoot some indians. You want in?
Person2: Sounds pretty Gran Torino to me
3. "GET THE HELL OFF MY LAWN" (said in Clint Eastwood's scratchy yet endlessly badass voice)
4. Dammmmmmn check out that dude's Gran Torino
by Saucy n00b December 24, 2008
Get the Gran Torino mug.A Japanese poem centered around the titular character, his anguish, and his "journey" in Hell. Retards say that if you read the poem out loud, "tRaGiC tHiNgS wIlL hApPeN!!1!1!1!!" Bullshit! I never knew saying a bunch of words out loud could give you cancer. Why the fuck is Tomino in hell in the first place? Did he read this very poem out loud? I don't know and I don't care.
Tomino's Hell
By Saijo Yaso
His older sister vomited cum, his younger sister vomited condoms,
And the cute Tomino ejaculated used dildos.
Tomino jacked off in Hell alone,
Hell is wrapped in penises and even the boners don't grow.
Is the person being raped Tomino's older sister,
I wonder whose cum is on it?
Fap, fap, without fapping,
Infinite Hell's big dick.
Would you rape him in the dark Hell,
With the sheep of cum, and the kid diddler.
Stuff as much as you can into his ballsack,
For the preparation of your sex life in the familiar Hell.
Kids are cumming even in the forest and stream,
Even in the seven cum-filled streams of the dark Hell.
The kid diddler raping children, the sheep banging prostitutes,
Cum from the dick of the cute Tomino.
Moan, kid diddler, towards the cum-filled forest
He shouts that he wants to rape his little sister.
The inglorious orgasm reverberates throughout Hell,
The fox penoy cums.
Jizzing all over Hell's seven mountains and seven streams,
The glorious sex life of cute Tomino.
If they're in Hell, fuck them for me,
The fleshlight of the graves.
I will fap with the red fleshlight,
In the mouth of little Tomino.
By Saijo Yaso
His older sister vomited cum, his younger sister vomited condoms,
And the cute Tomino ejaculated used dildos.
Tomino jacked off in Hell alone,
Hell is wrapped in penises and even the boners don't grow.
Is the person being raped Tomino's older sister,
I wonder whose cum is on it?
Fap, fap, without fapping,
Infinite Hell's big dick.
Would you rape him in the dark Hell,
With the sheep of cum, and the kid diddler.
Stuff as much as you can into his ballsack,
For the preparation of your sex life in the familiar Hell.
Kids are cumming even in the forest and stream,
Even in the seven cum-filled streams of the dark Hell.
The kid diddler raping children, the sheep banging prostitutes,
Cum from the dick of the cute Tomino.
Moan, kid diddler, towards the cum-filled forest
He shouts that he wants to rape his little sister.
The inglorious orgasm reverberates throughout Hell,
The fox penoy cums.
Jizzing all over Hell's seven mountains and seven streams,
The glorious sex life of cute Tomino.
If they're in Hell, fuck them for me,
The fleshlight of the graves.
I will fap with the red fleshlight,
In the mouth of little Tomino.
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Get the Tenino mug.Setting your favourite song as your ring tone and then, after months of hearing it over and over again through your phone's bass-hating speakers, growing to hate it through too much repetition
"Isn't this your favourite song?"
"No, I can't stand it anymore. I set it as my ring tone and after four months of hearing just the chorus I cracked."
"Gutted. That's some pretty dim toning on your part."
"Yeah."
"What have you got as your ring tone now?"
"Why are we talking about ring tones?"
"We must just be losers."
"Bastard."
"No, I can't stand it anymore. I set it as my ring tone and after four months of hearing just the chorus I cracked."
"Gutted. That's some pretty dim toning on your part."
"Yeah."
"What have you got as your ring tone now?"
"Why are we talking about ring tones?"
"We must just be losers."
"Bastard."
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Guy 1: Man I tried to knock that prude ass girl out with some roofies, but they ended up bein' some lousy ass tonin'!
Guy 2: Aww what a shame bro.
Guy 2: Aww what a shame bro.
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Get the Tonin' mug.An extremely funny person. And has lots of girls on him but loses them in about a week he is also a very kind and caring person and whenever your down he'll give you a hug and his hugs are like a grizzly warm bear on you.
"Hey, have you seen tonito?
"Yes I have, he's soo peng"
"Aliee I have a crush on him"
(They both snigger)
"Yes I have, he's soo peng"
"Aliee I have a crush on him"
(They both snigger)
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