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WTF Tomato

Similar to ROFL-Waffle. Just another silly and pointless internet term.
WTF Tomato, my boss is a jerk today.
by bigballofyarn February 11, 2009
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Tomato town

The town of one of the most horrific massacres to have ever taken place in US history. The town was relatively small, everyone knew each other, and the town had a close knit community and was generally welcoming. On the day of the tragedy, it started off like no other. People were heading to work, children to school, the regular cycle of everyday life. At approximately 11 AM, the electrical supply went out and the entire town went into a blackout. Nobody knew exactly what was happening, and some suggested that there was some sort of problem in the electrical grid, but little did anyone know what was to come next. The power supply had been blown out by an unidentifiable figure. Shortly after at 11:15, 3 explosions went off in the town center. The people began to panic and scattered in a frenzy as shortly after, gunfire would start to ring out throughout the crowd. Another explosion went off, this time larger than the previous 3. However, everything ended as soon as it started. In only a matter of 20 minutes, 10 people in total were killed, and 45 others were lightly or critically injured, many of which who would succumb to their wounds shortly after. The perpetrator disappeared rather quickly, as a nationwide manhunt was issued for the man responsible. Not that long later, the perpetrator known as “fortnite kid” was brought into custody and sent to stand before the jury, and was given the death penalty by lethal injection.
Oh my god, I just heard that there was an attack on tomato town! Some sources are saying the town was almost entirely wiped out!
by Japnut March 14, 2021
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wet dream tomato

A. New York

B. Commonly misheard lyric in Alicia Keys's “Empire State Of Mind”.
New York, concrete jungle, wet dream tomato.
Did you hear that Marcia misheard "where dreams are made, oh" and shouted "wet dream tomato" at the concert?
by Carrot Stark April 22, 2014
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Vegan Tomato

When a brand labels its product with redundant information in order to imply that it is better than other brands
John: I saw a cereal box labelled as “Asbestos Free” in the store today

Larry: That’s a Vegan Tomato
by Dynamo0602 May 15, 2020
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Tomato Smoothie

Ejaculating into a woman while she's menstruating, then collecting the semen/blood mixture into a cup and drinking it.
"Yo man, this chick was a freak! We were at her high school prom and she wanted to give me a Tomato Smoothie!"
by Rhad November 28, 2009
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blue tomato

Dude, Ashley just gave me the coolest blue tomato!
by xxxjerrysuxcoxndix69xxx July 25, 2016
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cheeto nigga tomato blowjob

when an african of male descent covers his penis in cheeto dust, and proceeds to get a "blowjob" from a tomato.
i just got the greatest cheeto nigga tomato blowjob in my life
by anon98789 April 25, 2019
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