Tokyo Sandblaster

A sexual act where a Japanese women with extremely chapped lips, often a prostitute but not always, gives a man an extremely harsh blowjob. Can be broadened to apply to any Asian female in need of lip balm.

Man! Mai really gave me the Tokyo Sandblaster last night! Where's the Burt's Bees when you need it?

by FreakOutAdams November 12, 2010

Tokyo Sandblaster

The Tokyo Sandblaster is a scatological activity. When one person has diarrhea, they get close to their partner's face. Letting it rip effectively blasts the partner and causes them to squint, appearing to have Asian features.

John really got turned off by the taste of the poo that trickled in his mouth from Jane giving him a Tokyo Sandblaster.

by billyboy11 November 11, 2010

tokyo sandblaster

an unexplained sexual position mentioned by Conan "Coco" O'Brien on his new show, "Conan."

(while talking to his censor) can I say tokyo sandblaster?

by forthecoco November 12, 2010

Tokyo Sandblaster

an ambiguous, but certainly very, very dirty sex act, that cannot be described, performed, viewed, and/or otherwise censored, yet elicits the same kind of junior high response of other more obvious, more commonly known, certainly very, very dirty sex acts.

Origin: Conan 11/09/10. TBS.

Joe: I walked in the kitchen and they were doing the Tokyo Sandblaster.

Bill: What's a Tokyo Sandblaster?

Joe: certainly it is a very, very dirty sex act of which we are not aware, but amused in a way I haven't felt since....since.....junior high!

by evilmaster69 November 11, 2010

Tokyo Sand-Blast

a sex move where the performer sits on their partners face and proceeds to diarrhea all over their face

man: ugh, what a night *sniff* what's this shit on my face?
ming-ming the viatnamese prostitute: tehehe me go Tokyo Sand-Blast in you grill

by Burt f-ing Reynolds November 25, 2010

Tokyo sandblasted

When a male ejaculates on a women’s face and throws glitter on her so she will be sparkly

Carlo totally Tokyo sandblasted me last night!!!
#bless

by Bussin respectfully July 19, 2021

tokyo sandblaster

When having sexual intercourse on a beach, you cum on your parter's face then grab a handful of sand and throw it on their freshly glazed cheeks.

My skin is positively glowing after Jordan gave me a Tokyo sandblaster.

by Night Shifter November 14, 2010