taddering

Taking an extremely long amount of time to complete a normal everyday task

I invited tadders over 3 hours ago and he's still not here. He must be taddering

by Ziggly January 11, 2015

Horny Toddler

A full grown and physically mature adult (18+) who is still a either still a virgin, a premature ejaculator or just plain sexually inexperienced.

GIRL, I threw myself at that horny toddler from the Popeyes Drive thru, we fucked for like 1.5 pumps and then he wanted to be held and shit.

by Ranchgirls November 2, 2020

Ryan Tedder

Ryan Tedder is an American singer, songwriter, multi-instrumentalist, and record producer. As well as being the lead vocalist for the pop rock band OneRepublic , he has an independent career as a songwriter and producer for various artists. His band is known from hits like Counting Stars, Apologize, Love Runs Out, Stop And Stare and a soundtrack from 13 Reasons Why , called Start Again.

Person 1: I love OneRepublic! It's my favourite band!
Person 2: Yeah, mine too! The frontman Ryan Tedder is so handsome and has beautiful voice!

by Stormer September 3, 2018

toddler dick

A grown man with a 'dick' the same size as a toddler's 'dick'. Really small. Really really small. Cocktail weinerish. A guy suffering from toddler dick will usually get real jealous around preschoolers. These men have been with very few women, out of shame. They tend to spend a lot of time with their mother's, because of their inadequacy in the pants. I'm trying to say, their penis is the same size right now, as an adult, as it was when they were toddlers.

Guy) Why did they get divorced?

Girl) He suffers from toddler dick.

Guy) Toddler dick?
Girl) You, know toddler 'dick'. Same size as a toddlers. Their dick never grew up, like Peter Pan.

by Aunty Annihilator January 1, 2012

Toadery

(n.) 1. the general act of being a toad; 2. the act of not being real with oneself and instead committing oneself to actions of degrading others and preventing others from expressing themselves either by forceful law or empty demand. 3. Conforming to the general will of the population without and before first defining oneself or developing one's own position. 4. The act of "saving face." To be used in a situation where a toad (n.) is acting according to a toad's general conforming, face-saving, manipulative, or expectantly insecure/demanding nature.

"The presidential candidates during the presidential debate demonstrated such a high degree of toadery that I could not discern a positional difference between either of them." or "Stop with the toadery already, I want the real you!" or "If you do not stop being a toad and quit with your lies and demands of me ...your toadery, I'm going to leave you."

by Dark Humility November 9, 2009

todger

1) a dick
2) someone that acts like a dick

1) he has a huge todger
2) mike is such a todger

by holyroman April 18, 2005

todger dodger

Quite simply a devote lesbian, who has no affiliation with the male sex organ.

You missy are a todger dodger

by Anonymous September 5, 2003