Nooch

An expression used at the end of a joke or a bashing.

Dude your mama is so fat, that when she sits aroud the house, man she sits AROUND the house! Nooch!

by The One and Only God September 4, 2003

Nooche

The red, Itchy rash that appears upon one's genetalia when one masterbates excessively.

"These boxors are agitating my nooche."
"aw, Man, I jerked off for 20 hours straight and nooche is klling me"
"You are a nooche licker"

by BCheli October 12, 2008

Nooch

Nooch is slang for Nutritional Yeast, an item used often by plant based eaters as a flavoring for food.

Put some of that nooch on your popcorn...it's awesome!

by exciterlover May 3, 2018

nooch

A distinct facial expression featuring a very exaggerated frown in which the corners of the mouth are drawn down, almost to the jawline. The lower the corners, the better the nooch. Not unlike the face of a very grumpy, disgruntled, old man.

Did you see that kid's face? What a sick nooch!

by yimwaan November 22, 2010

nooch

A blank word having no meaning except the one you want it to

Stop being such a nooch/ I will nooch you across the lake/ Stop noochin' and get over here/ You NOOCHBAG/ hey you gonna finish that nooch/ Get the nooch over here if you dont want me to nooch the noochin' nooch out of you, you noochy nooch

by Versinrik March 8, 2009

nooch

Just kidding, don't kick my ass. (Usually at the end of a sentence containing an insult.)

"I'd do it, but I pulled my back out last night humping your mother, nooch.

by Darth Randal July 12, 2006

nooch

The strip of skin between your johnson and your belly button; the opposite of a gooch.

Nad was getting his dick wet with Moniqua when suddenly Nad said, "Lick my nooch." Moniqua then said, "I usually don't lick nooch." To that Nad retorted, "You lick my nooch, RIGHT NOW!" Of course she abided.

by Nad Retard April 13, 2008