failure

When your best just isn't good enough.

That's the crappiest fingerpainting I've ever seen, Bobby, you little failure.

by BleezeMonkey August 24, 2003

failure

Our President.

Sadly, he had enough back-up to cover up his faults.

by Ixx April 25, 2005

failure

The New England Patriots 2007-2008 Football Season.

I would take 14-6 over an 18-1 failure any day.

by 1337 |-|4x0|2 February 10, 2008

failure

George W. Bush.
Accept it.

That George W. Bush is such a failure!

by m dogg dizzle fo shizzle October 2, 2005

failure

i. A good excuse not to try.

ii. One who fucks up all the time.

iii. One who goes to Yale but has the vocabulary and comprehension of a sea cucumber.

See also: George W. Bush, Dubya, Ashlee Simpson, Enron, Operation Iraqi Liberation

Homer Simpsons: Trying is the first step towards failure.

George W. Bush: I didn't misfailure the country! Honest! It's hard work being president! Realleh hard work! Even my daddeh says it's hard work! I don't get no break on Sundehs too!
Bob Bluebell: What a failure and a jerkwad.

by PaperMachete December 28, 2005

Failure

Word used to describe people who are crap.
e.g. President Bush.

He's a total failure.

by Turnipcloud October 10, 2005

Failure

Steven He

Steven He is such a failure
When he was 9 years old he was still in school
And he used calculators
When his father was 9 he had to walk over hills for miles to get to school 26 hours a day
He had to do it on one foot
His other foot was starting a business
Now Steven is an actor with a YouTube channel
This is why he doesn't have a girlfriend

by i am right behind you January 2, 2022