To fuck the life out of somebody

When you have an abusive tendency to suck the life out of people, making them question their reality and leaving them fucking empty inside.

I've been in a long-distance relationship with a narcissist. He's been using sex to squeeze some money out of me, so that I would pay for him to come over.

He shoots back that he "really is going to fuck the life out of me".

To fuck the life out of somebody

by podoutboo April 8, 2024

to fuck someone back down

After life fucked somebody up, to help them get better mentally by having sex with them. Typically also implies the person is a bottom, meaning one literally goes down on them while fucking.

Man I'm so fucked up, hopefully this new girl I'm dating will finally fuck me back down...

To fuck someone back down should be a cultural norm in today's society where so many people are lonely and depressed

by The Raven Queen February 4, 2026

Not here to Fuck Spiders

Australian slang. The term is derived from and is another way in saying, “not here to fuck around. I am here to get the job done”.” Stop wasting time we have things to do”.

It also can be used as declaration that a person has arrived at place of work or sporting team etc…with set of goals and is determined to meet them.

Can be used as reply to obvious question.

Also can be used around women and children as “not here to fornicate with arachnids’"

1. "Mate look at this"...Barry
" Barry, we are not here to Fuck Spiders, get back to it."...boss

2. "Do you think we can win the championship?"...Player
"Well I am not here to Fuck Spiders"...Coach

3. "Digging a hole mate"
“Well I am not here Fuck Spiders"

by Parker26 August 20, 2010

monkey trying to fuck a football

monkey trying to fuck a football attempting to perform a difficult or almost impossible task

a lineman was attempting to change a street light bulb it was like watching a monkey trying to fuck a football

by bluebear January 9, 2021

i'm not here to fuck spiders

(Australian) "I'm already doing that" or "Obviously, yeah"

At the bar with a friend
Mate: do you want to get a beer?
Me: well, I'm not here to fuck spiders!

by rahx April 9, 2015

Not here to fuck spiders

Intentionally offbeat, blunt, and sarcastic Australian humor to exclaim that you mean business and you're not here to waste time.

It's also rhyming slang with "not here to kick the tires" of a car for sale, which has a similar meaning.

1. "So, are we going to the pub or what?"...Jono
"We're not here to fuck spiders mate, let's fuck this puppy."...Sambo

2. "Your first month on the job has been fantastic. Sales have gone through the roof"...Manager
"Well, I'm not here to fuck spiders. When I'm I going to get my commission check?...Sales rep

by Khe Sanh July 29, 2020

On My Way To Fuck Your Bitch

Something you say when you're on your way to fuck someone's bitch.

Person 1: "How you doing, bro?"
Person 2: "Not much, just on my way to fuck your bitch."

by That Dude, Bro April 26, 2014